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Old 07-01-2008, 02:59 PM
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You are such an a** sometimes but I love you anyway.

Thank you so much.




As you know...it's a gift.














And your a** too.





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By the way, it's Danzig's birthday today. Thought you'd like to know.


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Old 07-01-2008, 03:00 PM
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Really?


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Perhaps I should reopen my pm ?
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:09 PM
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Perhaps I should reopen my pm ?
I dare ya...
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:10 PM
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It's already on.


Now I dare you....sissy.
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:27 PM
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:36 PM
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Don't EVER reveal that picture to anyone,

no matter how much they beg,

or what torture you are being submitted to,

even if they put you on a rack in the dungeon

don't EVAH show that to anyone !!!!!!!
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:41 PM
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YOU KNOW IT ,SWEETIE!!


No one gets this baby.













WHEW!!
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:47 PM
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i see you ignored my poker post in the vegas thread.

I know you are scared Morty.

And you should be.
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:55 PM
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i see you ignored my poker post in the vegas thread.

No I didun.


I know you are scared Morty.

No I'm not.

And you should be.

And you should be spanked by Dave Grayson.
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Old 07-01-2008, 04:03 PM
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well maybe I should be (spanked by grayson dave I mean).

and you are scared.
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Old 07-01-2008, 04:05 PM
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well maybe I should be (spanked by grayson dave I mean).

Oh yes..he should do it.

and you are scared.

mm-hmmm.....when you find the king with the axe....why you let me know,dahling
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Old 07-01-2008, 04:13 PM
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YOO-HOO!

DAHLINGS!


You needn't bother with your undergarmet photos..

Franny's are absolutely so stunning and hot I really wouldn't expect any of you to come close. Most of you are too old,or fat,or skinny....or just plain too run of the mill.




But thanks anyways!
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Old 07-01-2008, 05:58 PM
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YOU KNOW IT ,SWEETIE!!


No one gets this baby.


WHEW!!
Come on Morte...show the HO's Picture
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Old 07-01-2008, 06:01 PM
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no
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Old 07-01-2008, 06:12 PM
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Come on Morte...show the HO's Picture

BAD CAT, VERY, VERY BAD CAT!

Not a Ho and since I am a cat person you should know better.

Now go to your litter box and behave OR I'm going to have to spray you with a water gun, a big water gun.



MORTY...don't you dare!!!!!!!!!! That was special just for you....
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Old 07-01-2008, 06:14 PM
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Let's see...

Don't EVER reveal that picture to anyone, But But But


no matter how much they beg, PLEZZZZZ PLEZZZZZ PLEZZZZZ


or what torture you are being submitted to, go look at that thread about the kid with water on his brain and him wanting to ride Smarty Jones


even if they put you on a rack in the dungeon hum..how about a rack of lamb



don't EVAH show that to anyone !!!!!!! sissy..man up and show the HO



If you do..I promise I will not show anyone..just post it right here and it will be our little secret...
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Old 07-01-2008, 06:22 PM
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BAD CAT, VERY, VERY BAD CAT!

Not a Ho and since I am a cat person you should know better.

Now go to your litter box and behave OR I'm going to have to spray you with a water gun, a big water gun.



MORTY...don't you dare!!!!!!!!!! That was special just for you....

Now calm down..I didn't mean it that way...I meant it as complement...

such as" you be a fine MF HO"..see isn't that better?
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Old 07-01-2008, 06:27 PM
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NO!

I'd edit the Smarty Jones thing, sort of a bit over the top.

Back to your litter box CAT!!!
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Old 07-01-2008, 06:34 PM
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NO!

I'd edit the Smarty Jones thing, sort of a bit over the top. But is was kinda funny
Back to your litter box CAT!!!

OK OK OK yikes what a grouch.....

good luck with this one Morte...sometimes you get what you ask for
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Old 07-01-2008, 06:36 PM
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OK OK OK yikes what a grouch.....

good luck with this one Morte...sometimes you get what you ask for
Ah did.










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