Las Vegas ?

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by jcs11204

i consider myself a way better poker player, then horse handicapper.

I consider myself a very lucky poker player who knows when to fold.

I consider myself a handicapped horse handicapper.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by jcs11204

i consider myself a way better poker player, then horse handicapper.

This is getting dangerous.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

I consider myself a very lucky poker player who knows when to fold.

I dont even consider myself a handicapped horse handicapper.

Did I say GETTING!!?

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Did I say GETTING!!?

I edited my wording dummass!

[Mortimer]

rule-eng en leff-eng!!!!

















SNARF!!!!

[Antitrust32]

Here's my game Mortimer, or should I call you, Morty.

First I'm a girl so people assume I dont know my right hand from left so I go with it.

Second, I always drink when playing so then my face is red for every hand not just the good ones!

Third in the beginning I'll play a crappy hand and lose on purpose (but not too many chips) so people think I'm clueless.

THEN.. I only play two face cards, pocket pairs or suited connectors. When I think someone has a better hand, I fold.. I dont need to chase pots to just to see the outcome.. dont get involved in the pissing match.

And I always go with my gut feeling.. dont second guess it. I'm lucky to have a good (well maybe a bit fat) gut.

When its down to 2-3 players left, if you get a face card, you play your hand (at least see the flop/turn). The first touney I won was with a King high.

[Mortimer]

Seriously ,Uncly, memorize this so you will be ready for me: (It shows lowest to highest card. In other words the card below beats the card above. It gives you the very rudiment of the game.)

2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
Jack
DiSpencer...I mean Queen
King
Ace






This may help,too:






penny


nickle


dime


quarter

half dollar

dollar


5 dollars


10 dollars


20 dollars


50 dollars

100 dollars




( In the above case the monetary unit below is higher than the one above....and yer so forth.)

OK?

[Antitrust32]

well I just gave you the insights to my game so you BETTER beat me!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

Here's my game Mortimer, or should I call you, Morty.

First I'm a girl so people assume I dont know my right hand from left so I go with it.

Second, I always drink when playing so then my face is red for every hand not just the good ones!

Third in the beginning I'll play a crappy hand and lose on purpose (but not too many chips) so people think I'm clueless.

THEN.. I only play two face cards, pocket pairs or suited connectors. When I think someone has a better hand, I fold.. I dont need to chase pots to just to see the outcome.. dont get involved in the pissing match.

And I always go with my gut feeling.. dont second guess it. I'm lucky to have a good (well maybe a bit fat) gut.

When its down to 2-3 players left, if you get a face card, you play your hand (at least see the flop/turn). The first touney I won was with a King high.

Dahling....I can already tell it would be of absolutely no value to you if you did know your right hand from your left hand.







Kiss-Kiss....Hug-Hug.

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Dahling....I can already tell it would be of absolutely no value to you if you did know your right hand from your left hand.




Kiss-Kiss....Hug-Hug.

Is it of value to me that I'm just plain lucky??? (knock on wood)

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

Is it of value to me that I'm just plain lucky??? (knock on wood)

Luck goes in streaks.




Brains soar to mountain peaks.

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Luck goes in streaks.




Brains soar to mountain peaks.

true.. I just have fun with it and happened to win a few grand along the way.

[Mortimer]

Shore.

[2 Dollar Bill]

Las Vegas..

$500.00 for female company
$10,000 for the tables
$5,000 for the free drinks....[ tips ]
$2,500 for the sport book....
$1,500 for MORE female company.
99 cents for the breakfast specials

Having the time of your life....= Priceless

[GBBob]

Originally Posted by 2 Dollar Bill

Las Vegas..

$500.00 for female company
$10,000 for the tables
$5,000 for the free drinks....[ tips ]
$2,500 for the sport book....
$1,500 for MORE female company.
99 cents for the breakfast specials

Having the time of your life....= Priceless

you're spending too much money on breakfast

[Mortimer]

Frankly..I think his female company valuation is way overboard.

[Kasept]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Seriously ,Uncly, memorize this so you will be ready for me: (It shows lowest to highest card. In other words the card below beats the card above. It gives you the very rudiment of the game.)

2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
Jack
DiSpencer...I mean Queen
King
Ace

I laughed.. I admit it..

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by 2 Dollar Bill

Las Vegas..

$500.00 for female company
$10,000 for the tables
$5,000 for the free drinks....[ tips ]
$2,500 for the sport book....
$1,500 for MORE female company.
99 cents for the breakfast specials

Having the time of your life....= Priceless

if you aren't already getting laid by the beer fetcher, you're just a bad negotiator.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Kasept

I laughed.. I admit it..

Good deal.





I can't see Andy's picks so if you're in the same boat ...stuff like this helps.