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Old 07-02-2008, 01:22 PM
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Oh hi ,Franny....and how are y
I'm hovering above deciding whether to sprinkly fairy dust or drop cannonballs!
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Old 07-02-2008, 01:23 PM
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I'm hovering above deciding whether to sprinkly fairy dust or drop cannonballs!


PSST! I think he's hiding in the bat cave.
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Old 07-02-2008, 03:15 PM
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Franny's not here...I can finish the scene.




The evil temptress pumped her hips.

He noticed she wore thigh highs... and a little thong,

This made him high...the kettle was really on!




he pushed aside the thong...leaned over and whispered a little song
franny was going wild
he sang more to her sweetly
her sounds suggested a child

she was having
but these weren't groans of pain
these were sounds of the insane
as he kissed around her shaving

what sensuous madness she was braving
and simply craving
more of what he gave her
an octopus of love...her condition getting graver

she screamed and screamed....kiss me more
i need to fly for ever more
and to what grew ....he gave much attention
and franny flew...to a flux dimension












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Old 07-02-2008, 03:27 PM
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All right sporty fans!


How about some




















LIVE UNICYCLE JUGGLING!!?
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Old 07-02-2008, 03:38 PM
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Ladies...get your orders for made to specification Love Scenes by MORTE' in fast.







Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou better hurry!!
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Old 07-02-2008, 04:03 PM
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Grocery stores across the country are reporting an unheard of run on bananas this afternoon.
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Old 07-02-2008, 04:22 PM
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and now the ..CAH-SOL...must go to sleep
it's soul to keep
ask the fridge or ask the floor
what it is ....that scares you more
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Old 07-02-2008, 04:25 PM
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franny left ..but she'll be back
she needed a lift...and surely got that
can she do more..you bet she can
for she does miss...her peter pan
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Old 07-02-2008, 04:26 PM
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smiley riley went

























nah
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difficult to wipe nose?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO10s_HK6d0
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Old 07-02-2008, 04:27 PM
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..uh....i already know i'm not clicking on that one...
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..uh....i already know i'm not clicking on that one...

give it a look...catchy tune....
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Old 07-02-2008, 04:37 PM
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..ah don't thank so...
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Old 07-02-2008, 10:44 PM
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CAH-SOL... debauchery may continue tonight.









Or not.
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CAH-SOL... debauchery may continue tonight.









Or not.

And so the drama continues in "As The CAH-SOL Turns".
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Old 07-02-2008, 11:57 PM
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This is not your typical dope opera,ma'am.



More for the intellectual seeking stimulation.
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Old 07-03-2008, 12:33 AM
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the redhead turned a snappy ankle
a braclet 'round its taper
her name..miss crabbyapple
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yuk






sex gets so old








phooey on it
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Old 07-03-2008, 09:05 AM
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Hang in there sex maniacs.



I'm still picking out a target.
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Old 07-03-2008, 09:14 AM
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I may do Debbie today.


If I feel like it.

And if I do...then I shall.

Because I do as I wish.....anytime I wish to.
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Old 07-03-2008, 09:43 AM
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Or maybe Dannie.

She said BigTony never looks here.
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