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Old 07-02-2008, 11:26 PM
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Some people are going out of their way to torment Larry Jones and his stack of old SI swimsuit mags.

A seemingly high powered dong was let out of it's barn door one night and the next, the huge schlong (rumored to be a Black/Belguin mix) was released and seemingly fed a sock and a few old magazines enough DNA to repopulate the entire world.

This may or may not have been Henry "Eight Balls" Tate related. Tate, a renowned Cocaine enthusiast, is widely considered to be a bigger nutter than even Peter North.

Jones has said that his mag with Cindy Crawford on the cover had received the most vile comments imaginable from Tate over the last 2 months, and according to Jones.. "he done hadn't mastur abated much."

There are some serious nutbars out there folks..
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Old 07-02-2008, 11:54 PM
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You will get dusted for this mess.
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Old 07-03-2008, 12:06 AM
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I love ya Mortimer.
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Old 07-03-2008, 12:15 AM
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Some people are going out of their way to torment Larry Jones and his stack of old SI swimsuit mags.

A seemingly high powered dong was let out of it's barn door one night and the next, the huge schlong (rumored to be a Black/Belguin mix) was released and seemingly fed a sock and a few old magazines enough DNA to repopulate the entire world.

This may or may not have been Henry "Eight Balls" Tate related. Tate, a renowned Cocaine enthusiast, is widely considered to be a bigger nutter than even Peter North.

Jones has said that his mag with Cindy Crawford on the cover had received the most vile comments imaginable from Tate over the last 2 months, and according to Jones.. "he done hadn't mastur abated much."

There are some serious nutbars out there folks..
Watch out Drugs the grammar Natzi's will be here soon.....
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Old 07-03-2008, 12:22 AM
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I love ya Mortimer.
Well I got dusted for mine.....seems only fair.
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Old 07-03-2008, 10:39 AM
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Watch out Drugs the grammar Natzi's will be here soon.....
I don't know man.

Steve actually ended his title with "target of release" and ended his post with abated.

I haven't seen anything as disturbing on here since Indian Charlie posted his Two Girls One Cup clip.
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