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Old 07-06-2008, 02:17 AM
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Old 07-06-2008, 09:21 AM
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867-5309 was too obvious...


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Old 07-06-2008, 02:00 PM
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Old 07-07-2008, 10:22 AM
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Old 07-07-2008, 10:41 AM
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pick up the phone. Dead Sammy on line 2.
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Old 07-07-2008, 10:46 AM
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2hot4r2d2 waiting for phone sex with BentMahDeadPud on line one.
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Old 07-07-2008, 10:50 AM
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2hot4r2d2 waiting for phone sex with BentMahDeadPud on line one.
dead sammy available?

or u busy w/ him?
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Old 07-07-2008, 10:55 AM
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Say...you don't write for Franny's heart throb..Harlequin....do ya?

That's quite a mind you have there.






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Old 07-07-2008, 11:42 AM
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And now...back to my regularly scheduled thread---------------



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Old 07-09-2008, 09:55 AM
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Old 07-09-2008, 10:15 AM
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Old 07-09-2008, 10:17 AM
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^^^ After every race...he is a man without a horse.
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Old 07-09-2008, 10:21 AM
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^^^ After every race...he is a man without a horse.

^^headless horseman
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Old 07-09-2008, 10:21 AM
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^^^^ Lost sense of smell during bout with flu---ate smelling salts.
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Old 07-09-2008, 10:26 AM
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Old 07-09-2008, 10:28 AM
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