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Old 07-10-2008, 10:24 PM
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I think I should wait until later on sometime then.



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Old 07-11-2008, 11:29 AM
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jack and jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill came tumbling after.
You might want to Dice Clay it up a bit...




Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty
That fucl>in' whore.


or



Little Boy Blue -
He needed the money.
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Old 07-11-2008, 10:13 PM
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Must we be gross?
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Old 07-11-2008, 10:27 PM
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Must we be gross?

Why how much do you weight?
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Old 07-11-2008, 10:38 PM
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Why how much do you weight?

sorry that was uncalled for.....
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Old 07-12-2008, 01:06 AM
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144 pounds.
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Old 07-12-2008, 01:06 AM
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So was that.


My apologies.
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Old 07-12-2008, 02:14 AM
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What?







OH nevermind, I'm going to find a haunting in for tomorrow. I have a good one, that I stayed there.


I am too obsessed with Curlin tomorrow to figure this out.

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Is there a way I can sell you a doorknob today?
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Old 07-12-2008, 09:31 AM
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What?


OH nevermind, I'm going to find a haunting in for tomorrow. I have a good one, that I stayed there.


I am too obsessed with Curlin tomorrow to figure this out.

Do you use your haunting broom?
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Old 07-12-2008, 09:42 AM
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No,

She gets swept off her feet too easily.
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She gets swept off her feet too easily.

3th base possible without dinner?
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Do you use your haunting broom?
No, it's a haunting wand.

But I always get excited for Curling.
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3th base possible without dinner?

You're asking me??







But explain 3th base ..or was that a lisp?
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No, it's a haunting wand.

But I always get excited for Curling.

That's her pet name for me.....don't ya know.
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Old 07-12-2008, 01:47 PM
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Franny leaned against the wall and set her leg HIGH atop the adjacent lamp tail....I mean table.



Her short skirt exposed a lot...including the fact she wore no undergarment.....she wiggled to issue an invitation to MORTE'WOLF.



He looked as he walked by.......and said......."nah"....and kept on walking.
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Old 07-12-2008, 01:51 PM
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Was very glad he kept walking as she realized she had mistaken him for someone else!!!!!!!!!!
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You're asking me??

But explain 3th base ..or was that a lisp?

It was for Franny...sorry she didn't respond. I would like to know what kind of a girl she really is....

How about 2nd base and a piece of pie?


Oh and yes..I lisped.
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Old 07-12-2008, 02:19 PM
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It was for Franny...sorry she didn't respond. I would like to know what kind of a girl she really is....

How about 2nd base and a piece of pie?


Oh and yes..I lisped.

ror!!


And I thought she wrote it.


Oh well.
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