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Old 07-19-2008, 01:50 PM
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Mortimers Picky-Doos for today at the Thistleydowns:




5.....Marco Regs Winner


11....Box Political Hussy and Sun Spirit....I think the 8 wins.


13.....Ola Boo Boo with my good friend, Janey Margell ,on top.



She loves it there.
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Old 07-19-2008, 02:17 PM
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I see your friend Jaripeo-file has posted his picks for Del Mar..
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Old 07-19-2008, 03:54 PM
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^^^ She gets angry when left unattended...thus the bratty,innocuous question in the first place.






Oh gee, sorry for wanting to say hello without playing on the angels thread and turning that one into Morty's Comedy Hour.

I really have to read the last 30 or so pages to catch up?

You suck.
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Old 07-19-2008, 03:58 PM
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I see your friend Jaripeo-file has posted his picks for Del Mar..

please don't say my friend and jackazz together.
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Old 07-19-2008, 04:00 PM
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Oh gee, sorry for wanting to say hello without playing on the angels thread and turning that one into Morty's Comedy Hour.

I really have to read the last 30 or so pages to catch up?

You suck.

!!



She's begging for it now.






I think I'll let her writhe for a bit longer.
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Old 07-19-2008, 04:02 PM
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!!



She's begging for it now.






I think I let her writhe for a bit longer.
MORTY EVENING ATTIRE JUST WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh sorry, guess i should be busy writhing huh?
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Old 07-19-2008, 04:02 PM
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THUD!!
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Old 07-19-2008, 04:06 PM
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You okay?
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Old 07-19-2008, 04:11 PM
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Old 07-19-2008, 04:12 PM
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You okay?
He keeps falling down.....


Quote:
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Yes.


BOO!

Way back up in your memory dump.

She wanted him to suck her sugar lips forever.

Boo!

And so...he did.

Shut up.

Fucl< ghost klunkers.
BOO!

FRANNY!!

That's pretty much it.
Yes! You called!

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do you think Franny has pink walls?
No not pink.......
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Old 07-19-2008, 04:14 PM
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Oh my God.
















thud
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Old 07-19-2008, 04:15 PM
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He keeps falling down.....

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Old 07-19-2008, 04:26 PM
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So I took too many Viagra Falls...big deal.
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Old 07-19-2008, 04:29 PM
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So I took too many Viagra Falls...big deal.
So you're saying you fell down hard?
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Old 07-19-2008, 04:31 PM
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No...I'm not saying I fell down hard.







Oh just forget about it.
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Old 07-19-2008, 04:32 PM
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No...I'm not saying I fell down hard.







Oh just forget about it.
So you're saying the Viagra didn't work?

Confused now...
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Old 07-19-2008, 04:35 PM
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NOW!?

BrownSugar...I think you were born confused.






eauxh!!




That was a good one!
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Old 07-19-2008, 04:39 PM
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Not now, Dear... am reading this thread backwards in an effort to catch up.
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Old 07-19-2008, 04:42 PM
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Not now, Dear... am reading this thread backwards in an effort to catch up.
If you think you are confused already, reading this backward will make you fall down....

Uhhhhh, Morty, I didn't think you needed Viagra, hmmmm going to have to rethink this...viagra, richard simmons outfits...what else don't ah know?
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Old 07-19-2008, 04:47 PM
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If you think you are confused already, reading this backward will make you fall down....
Good point.

I did read a few random pages..... certainly not his finest work.

Italian rope tricks, damnit... I want italian rope tricks.
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