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Old 07-20-2008, 12:48 PM
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I thought this a good idea. Panda Pandering was a consideration.

Anyhoo...Andy-- 2 questions.

Remember I mentioned months ago I bought 3 or 4 Panda-Money-Um tickets?And that I didn't win anything? It was impulse based on the idea you would bring luck. I haven't bothered with them since....until yesterday. I pass the Ohio Lottery grandstand as I wait in line at the discount this and that store here.....it has no affect on me. It stands 500 feet tall and one half mile wide. There are over 900,000 different tickets. Vibrantly colored....bright...dollar signs all over them. Las Vegas slot machine music plays.Yesterday the Panda ticket screamed at me. So I bought 4 more...$2 a throw.




I won $5.

That's the way they play it. Spend $8...get back $5.....that's winning. So this morning I turned it in plus $1 and got 3 more. I won $12........now that's what I call winning.


So my 1st question is....should I buy 6 more?





The 2nd is.......r u BrownSugar?
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Old 07-20-2008, 08:16 PM
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I haven't got all day here.
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Old 07-20-2008, 09:48 PM
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I know what happened.

He read this and whisked off to Ohio where is buying up all the Panda tickets.








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do you scratch with a nickel or dime?

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Old 07-20-2008, 10:29 PM
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I rub peanut butter on them...it comes right off!! Really!
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Old 07-20-2008, 11:45 PM
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I rub peanut butter on them...it comes right off!! Really!

I hope you don't have any pets......
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I rub peanut butter on them...it comes right off!! Really!

Morty....Seinfeld made a hell of a lot of money with far less talent and worse material than you have day in and day out.
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Old 07-21-2008, 08:09 AM
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I have always said that you are the wisest and most looked up to poster here.It is rare when a site has produced a more profound one.



Thank you....VERY much.
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Old 07-21-2008, 09:26 AM
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Hey Andy.






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Old 07-21-2008, 12:23 PM
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I wish I had that baby smiley here,but that will have to do.
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Old 07-22-2008, 12:28 PM
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Hey.

I went ahead and decided on my own. I turned in the $12 worth and went with a $10 ticket and a different 2.....I figured yer luck had run out.



I lost on the 2 ,but won $15 on the tenner.If I go all the way back to the start I am now $4 ahead.

So now I'm at another crosswords. Do you have a bright idea you would like to share with me regarding the decision to cash out or go for the chicken dinnah?
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Make a chicken dinner from scratch off.

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Old 07-22-2008, 12:37 PM
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Uh...is your name Ask Andy?
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I never met anyone with the first name of Ask..is that Danish?
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Old 07-22-2008, 01:12 PM
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Oh?

And so what was Dear Abby's first name?
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And so what was Dear Abby's first name?

ディア (Dear) it is a Japanese rooted word meaning something smells like old fish
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Old 07-22-2008, 01:44 PM
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Old 07-22-2008, 08:57 PM
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I reinvested it in assorted rip offs.

Lost on all.



Still alive on two mega-mi'ions numbers.

I know I'm excited.
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