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Old 07-22-2008, 10:39 PM
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Talk about drunk....light a match around him he might explode!!!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_extremely_drunk
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Old 07-22-2008, 10:46 PM
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Talk about drunk....light a match around him he might explode!!!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_extremely_drunk

Hard time believing the reading was accurate. At .49, someone can't even function....walk, talk, drive, etc....
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Old 07-22-2008, 10:52 PM
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highest blood alcohol level in rhode island is like best restaurant in germany. we could have pergo'd the entire state for what we're spending in iraq.

i'd like to see louisiana check in on this contest.
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That's Ted Kennedy's double.

A throw down Ted; a tool often used by republicans.He was off duty,but apparently has played his double a little too long.
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That's Ted Kennedy's double.

A throw down Ted; a tool often used by republicans.He was off duty,but apparently has played his double a little too long.
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Hey Eddie.....how many did you get?
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Hey Eddie.....how many did you get?

How many trophies??
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How many trophies??
You are having one tough night,my friend.

Yes you are !!






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Yes you are !!






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Deb O Deb doesnt hand out trophies to just anyone.....










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[quote=GPK]How many trophies??








This is a democracy. Equal trophies.
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Although Ted Kennedy jokes do deserve extra trophies.
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I'm leaving.

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Stanley Kobierowski was taken to a hospital, put in the detoxification unit and sedated, said Maj. Steven O'Donnell. He was arraigned Tuesday on charges of driving while intoxicated


Intoxicated.

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For all you vampires out there looking to get a 2 for 1, you'll be unhappy to know that it is still going to be easier to get drunk off an Amstel Light.
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highest blood alcohol level in rhode island is like best restaurant in germany. we could have pergo'd the entire state for what we're spending in iraq.

i'd like to see louisiana check in on this contest.
at least the parking lot outside tiger stadium of an Lsu football game.
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at least the parking lot outside tiger stadium of an Lsu football game.

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