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Old 08-04-2008, 12:56 PM
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Ahh, yes. Whose is that?


That's Franny's.




I can tell you she really knows what to do with it...know what ahm sayin' ?
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Old 08-04-2008, 01:14 PM
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That's Franny's.




I can tell you she really knows what to do with it...know what ahm sayin' ?
I thought you said it was like this......
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Ahh do. And boy ahm ah jealous.
Psssstttttttt..........


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Question though...if yours are called puds here, why are ours not called vjayjays or something...ah just don't get it.

Very breezy down here what with the tropical storm in the gulf, I may have to take cover.
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Old 08-04-2008, 01:15 PM
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Privately,she has told me she digs you.

I don't think you would have any trouble.



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Old 08-04-2008, 01:16 PM
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I thought you said it was like this......
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Psssstttttttt..........


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Question though...if yours are called puds here, why are ours not called vjayjays or something...ah just don't get it.

Very breezy down here what with the tropical storm in the gulf, I may have to take cover.

fr&l-a!!!





Hossy....sorry.

I forgot.
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Old 08-04-2008, 01:18 PM
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I thought you said it was like this......
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Psssstttttttt..........


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Question though...if yours are called puds here, why are ours not called vjayjays or something...ah just don't get it.

Very breezy down here what with the tropical storm in the gulf, I may have to take cover.
But aren't they vags ( like a "j" )?





I do like the term "v-jay"..though.

Interesting.
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Old 08-04-2008, 01:21 PM
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But aren't they vags ( like a "j" )?





I do like the term "v-jay"..though.

Interesting.

like the golfer??


I like vajayjay! Thats what my friends call it lately! LOL
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But aren't they vags ( like a "j" )?





I do like the term "v-jay"..though.

Interesting.
That sounds more like they should be spinning disks from the CAH-SOL.

I guess it would really be more like va-jayjay, not vjayjay, I have never thought of the spelling of it.
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Old 08-04-2008, 01:27 PM
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Well...I guess I am!





V-Jay sounds like B-J...with a different twist...and I don't know any gelfers.

So it's called a "vag"...and the act is now called a V-Jay.



Excellent.
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Well...I guess I am!





V-Jay sounds like B-J...with a different twist...and I don't know any gelfers.

So it's called a "vag"...and the act is now called a V-Jay.



Excellent.

WTF MORTY

So are you supposed to say... I V-Jayed a girls vag this weekend??
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Old 08-04-2008, 01:30 PM
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NO!!


Get outta heah,man!



ror!.....You say...I received a very pleasant V-Jay from Frann-ay last eve-a-ning.



Is this hard?
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Old 08-04-2008, 01:32 PM
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Yes.....she was wearing a very skimpy garden suit and her vag plinked out of her gardening thong.

It was pretty...so we said......Hey!!..why not?
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I don't get it

OK...if you have a girl go down on you, you say....I received a BJ from so and so.


Nya?





Now if you drilled her...you say.....I received a V-Jay from...so and so.


Bettah?
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Yes.....she was wearing a very skimpy garden suit and her vag plinked out of her gardening thong.

It was pretty...so we said......Hey!!..why not?




So a V-Jay is the female form of a B-Jay??
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Old 08-04-2008, 01:36 PM
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Gosh...am I being too visceral?
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So a V-Jay is the female form of a B-Jay??

They're both female forms......God!
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They're both female forms......God!

No a MAN receives a B-Jay... does a WOMAN receive a V-JAY???



God!
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Never....
Thank you...I would be very embarrassed to have crossed any vaginal lines of demarcation.








And don't worry...the only slow one today is MS. Trust.


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oh you suck and discriminate against women!


So men get B-Jays and V-Jays from women... and what do women get in return????? fake orgasms and ruined dresses.
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No a MAN receives a B-Jay... does a WOMAN receive a V-JAY???



God!
OK...listen you....I've had about enough of your nonsense.

A girl GIVES a B-J ...AND a V-Jay.



Men are not responsible for anything.
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Old 08-04-2008, 01:42 PM
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Thank you...I would be very embarrassed to have crossed any vaginal lines of demarcation.








And don't worry...the only slow one today is MS. Trust.

Good to know Uncly's on her game though...



I am claiming back the V-Jay for women!


So there!
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