On my soapbox...

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Oh my








thud

[GPK]

THERE WILL BE NO MORE DEBAUCHERY IN MY JUNKYARD!!!!!

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FUCl< YOU,SIR!!!!








Whoa---I have to watch what I say in here.

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KGB...I do see you on the schedule in the '84 Fiero with CowGirlinLexus.





I'm confused.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

KGB...I do see you on the schedule in the '84 Fiero with CowGirlinLexus.





I'm confused.

Dont be confused...you see right.


































CowGirlinLexus is a VERY bad girl

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Alymeba is following me around waitng for the 17,000th.


I may stop at 16,999.

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Originally Posted by GPK

Dont be confused...you see right.

CowGirlinLexus is a VERY bad girl

ror!!!






Shame on her!!...AND YOU!!!





But make up my mind. She seems to prefer the Lexus over the Fiero.

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Oh would you look at that.


Hi is scheduled to fucl< my wife tonight.







AGAIN!!!!

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KGB...I think you should do her on your soapbox---but that's just me.



In fact...her soapbox would probably be better.


But then again..that's just me.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

ror!!!






Shame on her!!...AND YOU!!!





But make up my mind. She seems to prefer the Lexus over the Fiero.

more leg room....

































ifn yah know wha I mean

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And Dannie is scheduled to fucl< Stevie in a '56 Olds.



Now that sounds exciting.

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Originally Posted by GPK

more leg room....


ifn yah know wha I mean

rule-eng un ze flour!!!!

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Dannie's in a full body cast...so that's what I mean by that.


Spader can't keep his hands off her.

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10:00 PM shows Sighty and Uncly in a 2006 Vette.




Boy they're gonna need one after this.

[GPK]

what happen to no debauchery in my junkyard.





I have clearly lost control around here....

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Originally Posted by GPK

what happen to no debauchery in my junkyard.





I have clearly lost control around here....

So much that BoBo and Li'l Debo are moving over from Akroyd's junkyard.


Li'l Debo is going to fucl< Franny tomorrow night in a Police Squad car.


I think Leslie Neilson is filming it from the trunk.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

hate it when you post pics I cant see at work

never mind....I see the link. Can the junkyard thread overtake the Beulah thread????

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All right Junkyard fans!!

Let's git mad at dem beans!!

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sung to the ending of r&r animals heroin..in the key of the corny night club singer:




and then she got real mad
ah know'd ah'd been had
her mouth rolled over neat
and then ah got the heat

she took me for a ride
we felt like bonnie and clyde
ah shot her up real high
she pegged up to the sky

down the road in that ford
we hit it again not to be ignored
her words said no but her dress said yes
so ah locked the door and oh what a mess

here in mind and body
it don't make no differ-ence
needs no recom-pense
all the same to me
it's what we say and do----and we do it without a key



YA BABY!!