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Old 09-03-2008, 02:15 PM
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I'm trying to get darted from the smart threads
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Old 09-03-2008, 02:16 PM
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Be careful,readers.

BMP posts will induce a lot of screen snarfing.




Gross.....YEECH!
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I'm trying to get darted from the smart threads

You're doing something wrong.


Try asking Thebby where her boobees went.
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Old 09-03-2008, 02:18 PM
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BMH's call to work:









SUE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

SUE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!



SNORT-SNORT
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Old 09-03-2008, 02:19 PM
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BMP at work.

Boss: Bring in the gimp.

BMP: Noooooooo!!
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Old 09-03-2008, 02:21 PM
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costanza!!get In Here-now!
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Old 09-03-2008, 02:23 PM
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Boss: What did I tell you about the internet, Cousin Brucie?

BMP: Duhrrr sorry boss, I was owning newbs on NerdyTrail. Hurrrr. Won't happen again. Don't tell me wife.
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Old 09-03-2008, 02:24 PM
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I don't know about you....but my basement thought is to do an all nighter this Friday or Saturday.








BMH will be furious pulling another weekend as nightswatchman at the PigglieWigglie warehouse.
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Old 09-03-2008, 02:27 PM
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Not me. I'm getting darted. I'll force them to dart me. They have no idea what I'm capable of posting in their little kiss ass the royalty threads. F.uckin sissy ELA and his pink unicorn outlook.
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Old 09-03-2008, 02:28 PM
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Oh my God....!!!!




And I have to miss this.
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Old 09-03-2008, 02:30 PM
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I think the way BMH got his name is by trying to puncture a 100 pound bag of bentonite with it.


It's to him like kryptonite is to Superman.
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Old 09-03-2008, 02:33 PM
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"Get back to work, punjabis!! My ego needs stroking (and my pud!)

"Hurr you tell them, daddy!! Derka Derka big skyscraper make up for small penis"
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Old 09-03-2008, 02:35 PM
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I can't stop laughing. And I can't wait to post all night Friday and Saturday. Should be fun.
You know it!!





I'm going to spin records at the...CAH SOL.


I'll have to slow down the 33 1/3's to BMH's speed so he won't listen oddly at them like the RCA doggie.
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"Get back to work, punjabis!! My ego needs stroking (and my pud!)

"Hurr you tell them, daddy!! Derka Derka big skyscraper make up for small penis"


!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Old 09-03-2008, 02:36 PM
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Maybe if I hotlink pics from Sheikh Mo's website his webmaster will trace them here and report all of the insults Steve Byk has hurled at him.

LULZ.
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Steve invited me to be on his show.




BMH is still trying to get on American Nite-ol audtions.
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Old 09-03-2008, 02:40 PM
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Kissy-Kissy!!
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SNORT!!!!
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Old 09-03-2008, 02:43 PM
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Sahib Benty!.........dumb fucl< Bob just shot your tree branch picking elephant!!!
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Old 09-03-2008, 02:45 PM
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Don't worry Carl!!

BMH is due in Naples by 4.
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