"I truly can't believe..."

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Too kind....but no cigar.

I don't smoke.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

I don't smoke.

Boy I'll say.

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

I don't smoke.

The recipe for placental pudding you gave him
did not work out.

Leave him be.
Concentration is required.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by pgardn

The recipe for placental pudding you gave him
did not work out.

Leave him be.
Concentration is required.

You seem to have masturbating on your mind tonight.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by pgardn

The recipe for placental pudding you gave him
did not work out.

Leave him be.
Concentration is required.

^^^^Once tried to reproduce the famous night of Ben Franklin by trying to fly a key with a kite tied to the end in of it in a thunderstorm.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

You seem to have masturbating on your mind tonight.

It's a special occasion for him....it's one of 7 that come every week.

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

You seem to have masturbating on your mind tonight.

Alrighty then.

I do not own a placenta.
I parted with "mine" at birth.
Some try to hang on.

Originally Posted by Mortimer

It's a special occasion for him....it's one of 7 that come every week.

Gadzooks.

An attempt at levity.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Alrighty then.

I do not own a placenta.
I parted with "mine" at birth.
Some try to hang on.

Ok. Masturbating and a mother fetish.

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Ok. Masturbating and a mother fetish.

Third party brings couple together.
I feel quite the diplomat.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Third party brings couple together.
I feel quite the diplomat.

Wrong section. The political threads are one section down.

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Wrong section. The political threads are one section down.

Now then.

Morton will be receiving you again.
Peace has been made by the interloper.
All is good.

No more angry faces.
No more hurt feelings.
My job is done here.

My cape please Alfred...

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Now then.

Morton will be receiving you again.
Peace has been made by the interloper.
All is good.

No more angry faces.
No more hurt feelings.
My job is done here.

My cape please Alfred...

Masturbation, mother fetishes, and Batman..................
you did say you were a teacher?

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Masturbation, mother fetishes, and Batman..................
you did say you were a teacher?

wow.

Quite an analysis.
You take the cape.
To the roof, you can fly!

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Masturbation, mother fetishes, and Batman..................
you did say you were a teacher?

^
robinorobin

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by pgardn

wow.

Quite an analysis.
You take the cape.
To the roof, you can fly!

^
5 yo daughter thinks he needs to get out more.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

I truly can't believe this is a f*cking spinoff thread....I truly can't find the words to properly expres how pathetic an idea this is.

And your contributions to the stupid threads....are what?

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

And your contributions to the stupid threads....are what?

MDF, you are braver than I

Dont ya know Skivs ended up in the hospital after a day or two with Thebby??

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by GPK

MDF, you are braver than I

Dont ya know Skivs ended up in the hospital after a day or two with Thebby??

You can bet those filthy animals had something to do with it.

[FGFan]

This cape bizness must end now!!!
You need to keep up pgarden.....

Mortimer is the only one allowed to wear a cape around here!!!!