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Old 10-01-2008, 09:19 PM
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Old 10-01-2008, 09:32 PM
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Old 10-01-2008, 09:57 PM
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And so..you ask--"Gee,Mortimer,what is your reasoning for picking her number 1 ?"



Well..I'm glad you asked.





A pretty face with a straight forward approach.

Fine feminine lines.

Pretty legs.

Reasonably sized boo bees.

A very attractive snatch.

And she is, MOST IMPORTANTLY, intelligent
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Old 10-01-2008, 10:13 PM
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you've obviously been to the same bars in Asia that I have
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Old 10-01-2008, 10:42 PM
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forget pies or stevies, etc...

this post is worthy of infinite socks

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Old 10-01-2008, 10:49 PM
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She belongs in The Junkyard
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Yes....yes she does Mortimer
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Old 10-02-2008, 11:37 AM
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She spelled out M-O-R-T-I-M-E-R...............too.
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Old 10-02-2008, 11:38 AM
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I'm confused.
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Old 10-02-2008, 11:39 AM
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me too
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Old 10-02-2008, 11:42 AM
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Who did what?
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Old 10-02-2008, 11:43 AM
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I think had something to do with it.
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Old 10-02-2008, 11:49 AM
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I'm confused.

This should help. Use your cognative skills ranking these...


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Old 10-02-2008, 11:51 AM
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I hate all 3.


Nothing but a group of undeveloped little tramp wannabes.
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Holy christ on the brunette, that is ridiculously
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Old 10-02-2008, 12:02 PM
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Couldnt have said it any better myself, Scav.

Mommy would look good in a pair of sweats, thats when you know you got a keeper. Perfect set to play windshield wipers with.
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