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Old 10-21-2008, 09:05 PM
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Oh that's just great.


I ask a gas station attendant for information about the perpetual motion machine.

I don't know why I bother.
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:06 PM
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What are you in the mood for?
Is that a leading question?
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:07 PM
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Oh phooey.

I should have said.....Is your pus.sy SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSO HOT!!?
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:11 PM
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I should not have said that I should have said that.
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:12 PM
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But then again....you never know if you don't ask.

So I do stand by that query.
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:13 PM
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Ma'amage---as Mr. Darden well knows; you should never ask a question you don't know the answer to.

So don't go blaming me.
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:14 PM
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Oh that's just great.


I ask a gas station attendant for information about the perpetual motion machine.

I don't know why I bother.

What was the attendant's answer?
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:15 PM
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What was the attendant's answer?



I haven't been paying much attention to the B.C.. I am looking forward to seeing the Distaff with Zenyatta. The only other horse that caught my eye is Only Answer in the Turf Sprint.
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Ma'amage---as Mr. Darden well knows; you should never ask a question you don't know the answer to.

So don't go blaming me.

I knew the answer to the perpetual motion machine. Does that count?












I don't blame you Carl.
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:16 PM
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^^^^ Carl Sagan....BILLIIONS of them.
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I haven't been paying much attention to the B.C.. I am looking forward to seeing the Distaff with Zenyatta. The only other horse that caught my eye is Only Answer in the Turf Sprint.

So we both like that horse in the sprint! She's a WINNAH!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:17 PM
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So we both like that horse in the sprint! She's a WINNAH!!!!!!!!

This isn't going to happen again.






Bye.
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:18 PM
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Bye.
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Old 10-22-2008, 12:05 AM
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I have decided not to do the BC thing this year.


I don't deserve it---I am swine.
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That would be SSSSSO swell!!
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Old 10-22-2008, 12:22 AM
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GOD!!


How many are there!!!?
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Old 10-22-2008, 12:23 AM
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No girls...don't forget.
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Old 10-22-2008, 12:26 AM
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No Girls,hossy!!
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Old 10-22-2008, 12:27 AM
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Thank you so much.





I hate this.
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Old 10-22-2008, 12:27 AM
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Are free films available anywhere?
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