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Old 10-07-2008, 12:51 PM
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Why did you go for 3!?

Because I couldn't go for 2.


-Romeo Crennel in answering a reporter-





Hello.

My name is Mortimer. I am a Pisces and have been in Pisces Anonymous for 4 and one half years.But everyday is still a challenge.

I am a M and have a huge joint..I mean a huge desire to meet new friends.Yes...that's it. I am here to make new friends.

I live in SnowyWoods ,Ohio.


I like stuff.


Also....I support the drive for foreign aid to Wales and in giving every Welsh here in the US 5 million dollars.


Mildly racist unless you're a hot female.I enjoy horseys as long as they have 4 legs.I lke to bet on them and see what happens.I do not like the 5...4 Steve's.

They are hosers.



Thing people most often say about me behind my back:He is either a rich old man or 12.

Thing females most often say about me regarding my huge desire to meet new friends:Oh baby....I went to suck it!!


I decided not to have a freaky background here and go on babbling about all the songs,movies,books and what have you that I enjoy.Also.....don't post here saying all those stupid nice things about me other myspaces have.

It's phony and makes me want to vomit.

And I hate libtards and neo cons.


I want to enjoy my myspace experience.
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Old 10-07-2008, 12:53 PM
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OK.
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Old 10-07-2008, 01:00 PM
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I guess that means you didn't like it.

Yes...you may.
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Old 10-07-2008, 01:04 PM
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Oh my God.
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Old 10-07-2008, 01:07 PM
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I know...it's how I discovered Deb-O-Deb,Franny and Arletta.
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Old 10-07-2008, 01:12 PM
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^^^^Secretary in The Secretary.

And I most certainly was not.
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Old 10-07-2008, 01:23 PM
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I am not James Spader!!

Get out of my myspace.
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Old 10-07-2008, 04:11 PM
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ROR...!!!!

Most amusing my fine friend!!!

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I know...it's how I discovered Deb-O-Deb,Franny and Arletta.

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Old 10-07-2008, 08:22 PM
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I know...it's how I discovered Deb-O-Deb,Franny and Arletta.
And here this whole time I thought it was because of my charm, wit and.. well, never mind
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Old 10-07-2008, 08:39 PM
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ROR...!!!!

Most amusing my fine friend!!!


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Old 10-07-2008, 08:40 PM
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And here this whole time I thought it was because of my charm, wit and.. well, never mind


Actually...it was more of the never mind.


You have a great one.


Kissy-Kissy

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Old 10-07-2008, 08:50 PM
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Actually...it was more of the never mind.


You have a great one.


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Old 10-07-2008, 08:53 PM
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My I suggest you display it..I mean display a photo of you here?

And try to look older than 12.
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Old 10-07-2008, 08:56 PM
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My I suggest you display it..I mean display a photo of you here?

And try to look older than 12.
Maybe if you say "Pretty please with sugar on top"
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Old 10-07-2008, 10:09 PM
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God.















Prettypleasewithsugarontop.





OK?

Happy?
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Old 10-07-2008, 10:11 PM
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Prettypleasewithsugarontop.





OK?

Happy?
^sissy
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Old 10-07-2008, 10:14 PM
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Awwww...

How can I resist your request after that? Course now I guess this means I gotta get all "dolled up" again
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Old 10-07-2008, 10:14 PM
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Well if she displays the photo then we we'll see who is calling who a sissy.
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Old 10-07-2008, 10:15 PM
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Awwww...

How can I resist your request after that? Course now I guess this means I gotta get all "dolled up" again
Oh forget it...like I said---try to look legal.
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