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Old 10-09-2008, 11:55 AM
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Default You know you're getting old when
you fall getting out of the shower and break your foot in two places.

Happened to me this week

Who else has a "You know you're getting old when......." story?

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Old 10-09-2008, 12:15 PM
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I got an invitation to join AARP, I'm 32.
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Old 10-09-2008, 12:18 PM
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Been a member for three years. Great hotel rates...depressing magazine!
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I got an invitation to join AARP, I'm 32.

Maybe you need a redo in your beauty aid cabinet.
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When really hot college chicks I work with starting calling me "sir"
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Old 10-09-2008, 12:32 PM
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Or when you see similar hot chicks and realize they are younger than your son!
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Old 10-09-2008, 05:00 PM
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Or when you see similar hot chicks and realize they are younger than your son!
Don't I know that.....


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....................When people start asking you if youve been for a prostrate check up yet
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Old 10-09-2008, 05:56 PM
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....................When people start asking you if youve been for a prostrate check up yet

Been there....done that!
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Old 10-09-2008, 07:06 PM
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its the little things -

I get mad when I have to take a #2 AFTER I take a shower in the morning

My body makes more noises like cracks and snaps in the am when I wake and get movin then a 200 year old house with a frat party

I could go on but another episode of the Golden Girls may be on

I'm 33 fyi and people are callin me sir as well, but of course I am bald as an eagle so ya know, to a 20 year old hottie cashier at a Grocery Store
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its the little things -

I get mad when I have to take a #2 AFTER I take a shower in the morning

My body makes more noises like cracks and snaps in the am when I wake and get movin then a 200 year old house with a frat party

I could go on but another episode of the Golden Girls may be on

I'm 33 fyi and people are callin me sir as well, but of course I am bald as an eagle so ya know, to a 20 year old hottie cashier at a Grocery Store:
I end up doing the same freakin thing. I don't have to go before the shower, but not 2 minutes after I get out I am running towards the bowl. My wife asks me all the time, Why didn't you go before you went in the shower? (duh, like why the F didn't I think about doing that ) And I tell I didn't have to go, and then she just looks at me like she looks at my 5 year old and shakes her head.
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Old 10-09-2008, 07:40 PM
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........When you go to job interviews & you know what questions they are going to ask you before they say them & you have the answers memorised off by heart & i know what you mean by creaking pisses me off i used to be able to glide around sneakely know i creeck & crack like a old house no more Silent Tiger for me :-(
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when playboy playmates are younger than you!
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Old 10-09-2008, 09:13 PM
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when playboy playmates are younger than you!
or they were born when you graduated from high school!
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You know you're old when you recount the wild times with friends and realize it's been 10-20 years since you've done any of them.
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you install a toilet in your shower.
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....................When people start asking you if youve been for a prostrate check up yet
i can only wait so long at a public toilet, buddy.
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Old 10-09-2008, 11:29 PM
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or they were born when you graduated from high school!

yeah...that sucks.
when they start having birth years in the decade AFTER graduation...it'll be even tougher.
oh, but just wait til it's another century. oh boy.
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