Franklin.........................CAH-SOL.......

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Scav

Sir, who mentioned this?

While I was at the Breeders Cup, I was bothered with more questions about who the great Morty was then any other question.

Shore.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

SIR!!!!


You are THE Predator. Act like it for Steven H. Crist's sake.

Phooey.

I didn't want to rule en leff!



















Stop it.

[FGFan]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

You don't like me anymore----no one does.




I am all a-lone.

Oh po-boy macadami.....you made me cry......

are you that upset about the little doggies brother....geez

Hossy is right....

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

SIR!!!!


You are THE Predator. Act like it for Steven H. Crist's sake.

Ya think we should take down that wolf and put up a lamb?

But then again your right...I don't like you





AH..... you!!!!!

[Mortimer]

You do not...you lie.




Nothing will stop me.

Not even lies.

[FGFan]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

You do not...you lie.




Nothing will stop me.

Not even lies.

hrrrrmmmmph......but I NEVAH lie !!!!!

Why is your green light on today, I just noticed that.

Which reminds me, I have some gardening to do.

OH BYTHEWAY...Scavarino is correct..you are a topic of conversion when at the racetrack not just Santa's Anita's...

I am expecting a BIG BIG haunting in THE CAH-SOL, you better not let me down.



Jezzy

[Mortimer]

I die tonight.


Thanks all the same.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I die tonight.


Thanks all the same.

A suggestion sir:
Instead of dying and returning as a ghost for Halloween, be a serial killer and dismantle that baby-hater Skids.



Thank you for your time.





























Oh! To answer your question (since you've shut down your PM), a woman with a VERY hen-pecked husband.

[Mortimer]

I think we crossed against the green.




Anyhoo....SkidsMom has fought his way to the top and deserves the Crown of the Buffoon.He worked hard for it.It just goes to show what happens when PreparationH meets Inspiration.

SkidsMom.




















And oh my God.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I think we crossed against the green.




Anyhoo....SkidsMom has fought his way to the top and deserves the Crown of the Buffoon.He worked hard for it.It just goes to show what happens when PreparationH meets Inspiration.

SkidsMom.




















And oh my God.

I think Skidsmom should have aborted when she had the chance.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

I think Skidsmom should have aborted when she had the chance.

The Good Lord knows she was warned.




She was told that was KentuckyRoseMary'sInMay Baby.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

The Good Lord knows she was warned.




She was told that was KentuckyRoseMary'sInMay Baby.

She was obviously over 40 when she had him.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

She was obviously over 40 when she had him.

46..to be exact.




Really...be careful what you say. He may well put you on ignore.

[Mortimer]

Oh---I think he's Brian from GhostHunters.

That's perfect---really. They both hear things on EVP no one else can.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

46..to be exact.




Really...be careful what you say. He may well put you on ignore.

I would be honored.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Oh---I think he's Brian from GhostHunters.

That's perfect---really. They both hear things on EVP no one else can.

I shall have to watch the show to see this "Brian".

I understand Ghosthunters was in Springfield Ma to check out a haunted bar (Theodore's). I've been in there. No ghosts. Just jerks.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

I shall have to watch the show to see this "Brian".

I understand Ghosthunters was in Springfield Ma to check out a haunted bar (Theodore's). I've been in there. No ghosts. Just jerks.

Yup...that's about their speed.

Franny's stories aren't any better---believe me.


Just imagine what SM would be like in real life. ....that's Brian. The Yuk-'Em-Up of the spook chasing team.

[geeker2]

Always notice at the end of the show...they leave their laptop and walk out.

Morte you should have them do an investigation on your basement....free laptop!

[Mortimer]

He's telling people how the stock market works now.



Is there anything he doesn't jinx?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Always notice at the end of the show...they leave their laptop and walk out.

Morte you should have them do an investigation on your basement....free laptop!

You know ,Geeker, ever notice how 90% of that show is about superfluous still life scenes?


I've never scene an entire tv show go off topic like they do.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Yup...that's about their speed.

Franny's stories aren't any better---believe me.


Just imagine what SM would be like in real life. ....that's Brian. The Yuk-'Em-Up of the spook chasing team.

SM isn't worth imagining. Kind of like a fungus.

















































I like Franny's stories (especially the one about the killer serpent in her garden).