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Old 12-01-2008, 07:01 PM
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Paul would be proud of you
Who is Paul?
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Old 12-01-2008, 07:30 PM
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Who is Paul?

Yikeees..you didn't get the joke.

Paul MaCartney and his ex-wife with the wooden leg?











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Old 12-01-2008, 07:33 PM
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Old 12-01-2008, 07:39 PM
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Fine work.


I just hope you only have a camera and not a hunting rifle as well.....that wouldn't be smart.
Hunting? I don't hunt. I take pictures and leave foot prints.
but I do go shooting from time to time. It gets a little expensive at over $3 a round.






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Old 12-01-2008, 08:25 PM
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Good deal for there is no hunting of forest creatures in SnowyWoods.




That thing looks like something a hand gun and a trombone would produce.

I'm not a gun guy.
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Old 12-01-2008, 09:00 PM
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Yikeees..you didn't get the joke.

Paul MaCartney and his ex-wife with the wooden leg?











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I must admit..I do need to get out from under this rock more often..
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I must admit..I do need to get out from under this rock more often..


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Old 12-01-2008, 09:03 PM
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Good deal for there is no hunting of forest creatures in SnowyWoods.




That thing looks like something a hand gun and a trombone would produce.

I'm not a gun guy.
^^^doesn't need a gun. Has his own "weapon of mass destruction"
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Old 12-01-2008, 09:12 PM
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^^^doesn't need a gun. Has his own "weapon of mass destruction"


whoa







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Old 12-02-2008, 12:43 PM
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I must admit..I do need to get out from under this rock more often..

if you are what you say you are

a supahstah

then have no fear


'cause the camrah's here

and the mac-rah-phones are on

and whoa oh oh oh whoa








hahaha haha


hahaha haha















BUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Old 12-02-2008, 01:19 PM
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behind my eyes is where ah live
don't have to be told whose woods this is
his house is in the village,though
i hope it fills up with snow

most people don't really know him
and this is why i write this poyem
he posts horsey picks for people to encumber them
as he does not always number them

he will claim frozen lake....snowy woods ....farmhousenear....
the last one wins and he claims the winner here
thinks our heads are filled with downy flake
when he does make such a mistake

his words are lovely...dark and deep
but full of ca-ca...and i say meep meep
and he has races to go to make up for this
and he has races to go to make up for this

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Old 12-02-2008, 04:49 PM
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if you are what you say you are

a supahstah

then have no fear


'cause the camrah's here

and the mac-rah-phones are on

and whoa oh oh oh whoa








hahaha haha


hahaha haha















BUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Love then "buzzes"



All day...everyday...





Buzz me baby!!
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Old 12-02-2008, 05:21 PM
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BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Old 12-02-2008, 06:20 PM
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Why does gravity only work on leaves in the fall? Because it's fall...I guess.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...deoID=46246696
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Old 12-03-2008, 01:59 AM
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That was exciting..thank so much.
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Old 12-03-2008, 07:15 AM
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That was exciting..thank so much.



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Old 12-03-2008, 07:25 AM
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Well maybe it wasn't that exciting....but it explained a lot of things.


Thank you for your Seconds of Science.
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Old 12-03-2008, 07:33 AM
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Well maybe it wasn't that exciting....but it explained a lot of things.


Thank you for your Seconds of Science.
Are we chucking up yet?
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Old 12-03-2008, 08:35 AM
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Begging your pardon?
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Old 12-03-2008, 08:40 AM
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Begging your pardon?
Making sure you are feeling OK
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