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Old 01-13-2009, 08:03 AM
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Welcome to our newest member: Garrison's Dad
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Old 01-13-2009, 08:40 AM
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Oh sh*t...
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Old 01-13-2009, 08:50 AM
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Oh sh*t...
Word must have gotten back to him. You'd better hide.
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Old 01-16-2009, 12:49 PM
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Oh sh*t...
I'm coming to find you. I will hunt you down. I will become your worst nightmare.
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Old 01-16-2009, 12:57 PM
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I'm coming to find you. I will hunt you down. I will become your worst nightmare.
Kev.....Kev.....KEV!!!!!!


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Old 01-16-2009, 01:01 PM
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I'm coming to find you. I will hunt you down. I will become your worst nightmare.
Welcome to the board, great first post!
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Old 01-16-2009, 01:26 PM
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Kev.....Kev.....KEV!!!!!!



I ain't worried about his old ass....with his bought and paid for trophy wife.
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Old 01-16-2009, 03:20 PM
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You need to be worried and very afraid. That bought and paid for trophy wife happens to love me and her son very much.

I know where you live.
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Old 01-16-2009, 03:28 PM
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You need to be worried and very afraid. That bought and paid for trophy wife happens to love me and her son very much.

I know where you live.

Like I give a sh*t about that. Get your dumbass outta here...maybe if you could touch bottom sometime, she wouldn't have been giving me the look for 2 straight days.
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Old 01-16-2009, 03:31 PM
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Like I give a sh*t about that. Get your dumbass outta here...maybe if you could touch bottom sometime, she wouldn't have been giving me the look for 2 straight days.



That was a ploy to distract you so my precious son could whip your a ss.
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Old 01-16-2009, 04:41 PM
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Wow, let me know when the movie comes out. Looks like a thriller!
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Old 01-16-2009, 04:43 PM
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That was a ploy to distract you so my precious son could whip your a ss.

Move along little lady..I had my fill of you.
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Old 01-16-2009, 04:44 PM
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Move along little lady..I had my fill of you.

Excuse me son?
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Old 01-16-2009, 04:45 PM
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Excuse me son?

Do I really need to spell it out for you old man? She aint who you think she is.
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Old 01-16-2009, 04:49 PM
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I assure you son, you have not heard the end of me.
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Old 01-16-2009, 04:51 PM
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You need to be worried and very afraid. That bought and paid for trophy wife happens to love me and her son very much.

I know where you live.
isn't that what she told you kev. she loved you?
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Old 01-16-2009, 04:52 PM
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isn't that what she told you kev. she loved you?

Lust maybe...but no love
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Old 01-16-2009, 04:56 PM
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Roanoke is not a very big place son. It will not take much for me to find you.
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Old 01-16-2009, 04:59 PM
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Roanoke is not a very big place son. It will not take much for me to find you.

I ain't your damn son...so you can just chill with that.

90k people in Roanoke and I will be happy to mapquest where I live for you. Make your search a helluva lot easier old man.
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Old 01-16-2009, 05:04 PM
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I will not be needing your Mapquest. I will find you on my own and much sooner than you can imagine.
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