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Old 01-21-2009, 09:13 PM
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GPK taking copious notes
Is GBBob in Vegas yet studying for Friday and Saturday?

Who should he use his optional plays on?
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Old 01-21-2009, 09:34 PM
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DrugsS,

If you were going to dump a few C-Notes into the Derby futures pool in Vegas next weekend, which 3-5 horse would you invest in?
I'm not sure what the future book odds look like right now.

I liked Patena's race in the Lecomte a hell of a lot better than I liked the winners race ... but I'd really need to get a huge price on him.

I think Old Fashioned is the most likely Derby winner - but the time to get down on him would have been after his big fig Delaware Park allowance win.

Yes, he won the Remsen while getting the final 3 furlongs in cyclonic fast time that hasn't been seen in that race since Alydar was cutting into Believe It's lead late in a super fast Remsen - where the final time still features the stakes record some 31 years later. However, Old Fashioned had as perfect a trip as a speed horse will ever get in that race... and might have even become overrated off of that performance even though he capitalized on all that good fortune in such a big way.
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Old 01-21-2009, 09:45 PM
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GPK taking copious notes
I no longer have a license to administer
hot beef injections.

Kev, on the other hand, is opening up new clinics
across the U.S. I expect palaces, shrines, and even
grottos to be erected in homage to his mighty lumber.

Ahhh grottos.... I guess one kind of digs them out
instead of erecting. Or maybe just pick a tight spot
and decorate.
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Old 01-21-2009, 09:47 PM
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Why do males have nipples?
Get them licked or sucked on and find out for yourself.

Best feeling ever!

And if your wife won't do it - I'd say about roughly 90% of strippers will when you buy a single $15 lap dance. Just ask them before you buy the dance.


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Why does'nt body hair grow as long as head hair?
I will get back to you on this one after I send Kurt Warner an E-mail and ask him to ask God and tell me what God tells him about this matter.


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Do any other animals laugh besides humans...?
and why the heck do we laugh?
No. Because we've read PMay Jr's myspace page.


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Why after I urinate do I sometimes get the "piss shivers"
and why dont females get the shivers (I have polled a significant
number of females and apparently they dont get em)?
Horizontal aim versus vertical aim.
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Old 01-21-2009, 09:54 PM
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Is GBBob in Vegas yet studying for Friday and Saturday?
His mortal flesh might be in Vegas...

But his soul is out motor-boating the chick in your avatar.


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Who should he use his optional plays on?
Live longshots.
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Old 01-21-2009, 09:56 PM
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when will you come out from andys shadow..he raised you like a mini me..will you have your own show some day..
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Old 01-21-2009, 09:59 PM
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His mortal flesh might be in Vegas...

But his soul is out motor-boating the chick in your avatar.




Live longshots.
!!!!ELLO ELLE!!!!


(that's me and my future wife)
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Old 01-21-2009, 09:59 PM
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Is this you calling a race?

http://video.yahoo.com/watch/4151278/11181740
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Old 01-21-2009, 11:39 PM
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Old 01-21-2009, 11:58 PM
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when will you come out from andys shadow..he raised you like a mini me..will you have your own show some day..
I realize that Beyer was also born and raised in Erie just like me. However, most don't realize we've never met and don't know each other at all.

.....

Unless you mean Serling.

I will only say the following because I know he would take tremendous offense to anyone pinning the blame of the way I was raised on him ...

Serling made me who I am. I am who I am only cause of him. I drank his blood!

I don't know about any show.
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Old 01-22-2009, 12:02 AM
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No.

That was far from the worst race call ever.

My ears bleed whenever I hear Vic's "the speed of Ruffian, the class of Lady's Secret, the heart of Personal Ensign" as Azeri is just getting the better of Tropical Blossom in workman like fashion in an HP stake.
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Old 01-22-2009, 12:06 AM
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Old 01-22-2009, 02:06 AM
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Fireside chat time.

Who's gotta question?
Why are you a hater of everything and everyone Joisey?
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Old 01-22-2009, 02:08 AM
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Fireside chat time.

Who's gotta question?
Who's more insipid? Roller Doc, Birch or PG?
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Old 01-22-2009, 02:21 AM
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Why did Morty leave?

Imaginary Sailor is about ready to race again. Think he can win the BC Classic or Turf?
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If the globe is warming, why is it so cold this morning?
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Will I ever sleep straight through the night again?
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Old 01-22-2009, 01:53 PM
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agreed... yet it is very hard to find a woman who doesnt shave it all off..

I dont get the obsession to look like you are 10
^^^ Likes pubes in her clam burgers.
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