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Old 02-25-2010, 09:53 PM
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Good Lord, Scav. You're going to Jersey? When the hell you going there?

I'm in the wrong business. I get sent to places like Bumfuk, Ohio.
Not going to Jersey from what I know of. Maybe Philly Park but I don't know why I would be going to Jersey. Although, I could tear up the Shore, I have an insane fist pump
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Old 02-25-2010, 09:58 PM
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BTW Kev, I know you would bang Snookie, there is no doubt in my mind that you would bang her.

I would bang her if I was out on the prowl, but I could never date a broad like that
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Old 02-25-2010, 10:03 PM
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BTW Kev, I know you would bang Snookie, there is no doubt in my mind that you would bang her.

I would bang her if I was out on the prowl, but I could never date a broad like that
I wouldn't f*ck her with DrugS dick and FreddyMo pushing. There's not one single thing attractive about her.
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Old 02-25-2010, 10:11 PM
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I wouldn't f*ck her with DrugS dick and FreddyMo pushing. There's not one single thing attractive about her.
Stop it. I know how you roll.
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Old 02-25-2010, 10:13 PM
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Not going to Jersey from what I know of. Maybe Philly Park but I don't know why I would be going to Jersey. Although, I could tear up the Shore, I have an insane fist pump
I think we're going to need video footage to prove that!
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Old 02-25-2010, 10:14 PM
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Chat Roulette.
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Old 02-25-2010, 10:17 PM
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Chat Roulette.
Scav's fist pump or your dick with FreddyMo pushing?
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Old 02-25-2010, 10:22 PM
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scav and freddymo are two people who will never get near me.

sincerely,
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Old 02-25-2010, 10:25 PM
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Scav's fist pump or your dick with FreddyMo pushing?
Nic be nice..I was going to bring you in the barn area to watch Komodo get Milkshaked , Clen'd and blocked before his next race
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Old 02-25-2010, 10:26 PM
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I tube socks!
sincerely,
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FTFY
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Old 02-25-2010, 10:27 PM
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Nic be nice..I was going to bring you in the barn area to watch Komodo get Milkshaked , Clen'd and blocked before his next race
Oh okay...

When is he running again anyway?
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Old 02-26-2010, 09:19 AM
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Please, a chick like that has to be good at something. GPK is lying.
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Old 02-26-2010, 09:27 AM
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Please, a chick like that has to be good at something. GPK is lying.
Exactly. He is so full of crap. He would titty bang her like crazy, and I guarantee he would let her ride reverse cowgirl style.

I don't blame him for not letting her ride him with her facing him, then you have to see what you are actually doing.
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Old 02-26-2010, 09:29 AM
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Exactly. He is so full of crap. He would titty bang her like crazy, and I guarantee he would let her ride reverse cowgirl style.

I don't blame him for not letting her ride him with her facing him, then you have to see what you are actually doing.
And my breakfast goes directly into the garbage........
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Old 02-26-2010, 09:45 AM
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Kev needs to spend more time in Sleazeside to see what actually qualifies as hot in those parts.
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Old 02-26-2010, 11:43 AM
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$100 says that ugly b*tch weighs 4 bills before she's 30 years old.
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Old 02-26-2010, 11:46 AM
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$100 says that ugly b*tch weighs 4 bills before she's 30 years old.
A- If she get married and settles down before that, then I think that's a solid bet.

B- If she ends up in porn, which I think is very likely. I would take the over. But even then, I think I would still take under 36.
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Old 02-26-2010, 12:58 PM
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Four bills? Come on, that's impossible. As thick as she may be now, she's 4'10". It's virtually impossible that she could ever weight 400 pounds.
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I would do very dirty things to Snookie .. or whatever her name is.
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Old 02-26-2010, 04:20 PM
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I would do very dirty things to Snookie .. or whatever her name is.
Can try Angry Dragon on her like crazy!

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