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Old 03-15-2010, 12:13 PM
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This chicks goal is to be the fattest in the world .....

And if you said "I bet she's from New Jersey" ... you can go to the windows and cash your $3.60 mutual right now.


This was my favorite part though ....

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She runs her own website where people pay to watch her eat, or see her wash her huge body.

The cash helps fund the family's $750 a week food shop, which Miss Simpson carries out in her mobility scooter.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...s-fattest.html
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Old 03-15-2010, 12:16 PM
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There is just so much wrong with this story that I don't know where to begin.

Hands down more disturbing then pillow man.
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Old 03-15-2010, 12:28 PM
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Nonsense ... nothing like a feel good story of a girl chasing her dream to be #1 in the world.





I wouldn't hit it now ... but believe me ... if she gets to #1 in the world, I'd hit it in a heartbeat just so I can say 'I banged the worlds fattest broad'

...In fact, I might even have it carved on my tombstone.
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Old 03-15-2010, 12:35 PM
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I just threw up alittle.
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Old 03-15-2010, 12:35 PM
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I wouldn't hit it now ...
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Old 03-15-2010, 12:42 PM
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I might let her toss my salad or something...but I'm not lifting that belly and searching for her hidden tuna tunnell until she's in the books as numero uno.

I wonder if she knows anything about training horses? She sure does look like DT Stables material.
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Old 03-15-2010, 01:42 PM
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Good God...the anti-Beulah thread
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Old 03-15-2010, 02:45 PM
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I'm not lifting that belly and searching for her hidden tuna tunnell.
I laughed.
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Old 03-15-2010, 04:56 PM
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This chicks goal is to be the fattest in the world .....

And if you said "I bet she's from New Jersey" ... you can go to the windows and cash your $3.60 mutual right now.


This was my favorite part though ....




http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...s-fattest.html

That's Lloydobler's mom? !!! ..........
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Old 03-15-2010, 06:30 PM
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she will need to step it up...
Attachment 1452

Carol Yager 5 ft 7 is gauged to have weighed more than 1600 pounds at her prime.
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Old 03-15-2010, 07:20 PM
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