the cozy dooryard

[clyde]

Originally Posted by geeker2

IGGY?

I have you, franny and debodeb on popup..

some very nice work Clyde












ok...so I am just working on my suckupness

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Ten pie-er...no question.


You are in that 2%,by the way.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by FGFan

oooooooooo


behooved my fine mr cat....

The clydesdale seems obsessed with Brownie Points of late..that was a fine horsey.

I think the little man in the blue suit is bored for some reason, I guess all that dust mite herding is taking it's toll on his mind.

Although the frozen one pick was very good....

Little?

You vapid fence post...you.




And it's the man in the GRAY suit.








God.

[clyde]

So there I was...about a day and a half without food or a cigarette.The best part being there was no relief in sight.

It wasn't pretty.


Then,as so many times during The Ordeal,I recalled a letter from Kohl's.I didn't open mail for at least a week after receiving it.To give the short version, I still had an active Kohl's card which hadn't been used for years.This was an about December 23 of last year.God was I excited. Shirley,I thought, they would be selling candy or some form of food...and maybe gift cigarettes or at least cigars.


I jumped in the car and prayed the gauge was lying.


It was.


I got there and ran through that store 12 times,to no avail.I was angry.I stopped a sales woman in bedding and asked her .."Say, don't you have food of some sort in this place?Candy? Anything of the like?" She replied, laughing...'Why,no.We don't.Really...this is Kohl's.That's a silly ques"-----before the old barracuda could finish I smooshed her face and shoved her backwards onto a bedding pile.I apologized for my bad aim and kicked her to make up for it.

I was on my way out, steaming from the jones I had on;knowing it wasn't going to be made well.Then I saw a male salesperson. I started to ask him if they sold smokery of any kind , but noticed his lips beginning to purse as he anticipated my full question and was going to blurb out a typical pursed,liver lipped reply.


So I grabbed a frying pan and klonked him right on his head.


I thanked him...sssssssssso much.



Just before I hit the check outs to exit....I saw it.



A display stand selling gift cards. ....Sherr ( Godzirra own Sherr, don't ya know.) True North gift cards. For those of you who don't know , don't ya know....I can buy gas,cigarettes and food at this rip off priced place.



I grabbed one $25 gift card...then 2...................then ALL of them.

But then I noticed FIFTY dollar gift cards.I grabbed ALL those fucl<os,too.

Boy did I feel happy.





That scam ended,too, after about a week...too embarrassed to say how, but it di-yud.






Wanted to get that quick,but true story in since I did promise to.











And now, knowing I will be shot dead tomorrow.......I leave.



Thank you all --sssssso much,of course.

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by clyde

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Ten pie-er...no question.


You are in that 2%,by the way.

I am indeed honored to be classified with low-fat milk.


Thank you my friend....

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by geeker2

I am indeed honored to be classified with low-fat milk.


Thank you my friend....

You're low-fat milk, Franny and I are pop-ups, and Morty turned in his famous gray suit for a blue one. We'll never survive the remaining Obama years...........

[clyde]

Originally Posted by geeker2

I am indeed honored to be classified with low-fat milk.


Thank you my friend....

Least I could do...after all ,how long has it been now?...10,15 years we have been great board buddies,Gary?





Oh.

You're not Gary.







But still...

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

You're low-fat milk, Franny and I are pop-ups, and Morty turned in his famous gray suit for a blue one. We'll never survive the remaining Obama years...........

Gary?

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by clyde

Gary?

Penelope????

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Penelope????

Why,yes I.... I mean oh shut up.!

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by clyde

That scam ended,too, after about a week...too embarrassed to say how, but it di-yud.


.

Don't they have to be activated at the check out?

[clyde]

Well yes...and they were.



Did I lose you somewheres?

[herkhorse]

I think he lost you at Shirley's

[Rileyoriley]

Or maybe Laverne's.

[geeker2]

at Hello

[herkhorse]

right turn clyde

[clyde]

ENTRANCES and EXITS




Eye catcher,ain't it? Should make for an interesting read I would think.Living beings come into your life everyday..new ones.Most are simply "passing through",but some aren't.Some stay around for years,some forever,some for very short periods;but what distinguishes them from the former is they affect you in some way.Could be good and could be bad.

Take Bob&John for instance...both of them. They affected the lives of many of the doorknob viewers out there in a very bad way.

Give Pioneer of Denial some more time and he will destroy more lives.





Really---the main point here concerns humans.
















STEVE!



GODDAMITY!





Thanks to ''insto-blank",I lost the meat of my great thought.

This is bull phooey....2 or 3 minutes of typing and you are logged off and there goes all that work.








Sunnybitch.

[herkhorse]

cut and paste

[clyde]

Originally Posted by herkhorse

I think he lost you at Shirley's

!!

[clyde]

Originally Posted by herkhorse

cut and paste

NOW you tell me.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Or maybe Laverne's.

very bad!