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Old 04-20-2010, 11:25 PM
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I think I missed something that would probably require reading several pages of past posts. I choose not to.


Franny and I are siamese twins seperated shortly after birth. We definitely share the same mother!

ROR!!!!
Yes we surely do!!!!

We also telecommunicate as twins do.


I'm not travelling in an icebox either..geez don't ya watch Dexter.

We would become popsicle ghosts and freeze out the ghosthunters.

By the way where are going in an icebox?


And just for trivia..Elvis Costello is guest starring on Treme..AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
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Old 04-21-2010, 12:45 AM
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Franny I have been watching Treme

but I was confused by Elvis C. being in the storyline.


my aim is true?
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Old 04-21-2010, 12:51 AM
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''Before I formed you in the womb, I knew you."

I see this all the time.

Maybe He did say that.

Seems something He might say.

And I might say to him.."Well,then why did you bother?"

All I know is I am sick of the disparity in this world...all forms of it.Come the end of the month I am going no longer look out for myself,but for others who need it so much more.

I'm not talking about anyone here;most of you are beyond help.

And I will no longer shoot ants.

I resent that - I need plenty of help
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:43 AM
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I'm leaving.





Really.
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:47 AM
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I'm leaving.





Really.

Fantastic
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Old 04-21-2010, 12:04 PM
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I'm leaving.

Really.

Really?
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Old 04-21-2010, 06:43 PM
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Maybe he's just leaving to get us some help.
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Old 04-21-2010, 08:36 PM
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Maybe he's just leaving to get us some help.

Yes...that has to be it...the last thing I want is abandonment issues and an eating disorder
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Old 04-23-2010, 05:37 PM
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Yes,really.


Forgot I left the pm on.

No boo bee photos....=:<



Mr. Snot----you will miss me. You all will.

Except Debbie,Franny and Geeker.They don't like me.
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Old 04-23-2010, 09:06 PM
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Yes,really.


Forgot I left the pm on.

No boo bee photos....=:<



Mr. Snot----you will miss me. You all will.

Except Debbie,Franny and Geeker.They don't like me.
but still no boo-bee photos
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Old 04-24-2010, 09:44 AM
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Wait a minute ...




































































































Is Morty here?
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Old 04-24-2010, 07:31 PM
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Yes,really.


Forgot I left the pm on.

No boo bee photos....=:<



Mr. Snot----you will miss me. You all will.

Except Debbie,Franny and Geeker.They don't like me.

We took a vote and you won - 2 out of 3 of us like you
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We took a vote and you won - 2 out of 3 of us like you


Make him happy Geeker. Send him some boo-bee photos.
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Make him happy Geeker. Send him some boo-bee photos.




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Old 04-28-2010, 08:29 PM
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What is this? All thses rooms in this big building...strange nincompoops running around ,babbling about nothing.What's this room called?


The Padlock!!


It's Nerdy Trail!







aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!







Oh my God..is this a dream?




You're not very funny,Morty.But I am. I know everything,too.At least I think I do. My band of mindless groupies say I do.




Sirloin!!







aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!





What the fucl< is going on here!?

Am I dreaming?








Yoo-hoo!...Morty-kins!

I still can't find my panty hose..have you seen them,cutie pie?







MommyDearest!!




aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!



Oh my God....make it stop!






You're not very funny,Morty.But I am. I know everything,too.At least I think I do....







It's that fat fucl< copy cat,Empty Tram!!

Holy Mother of God!





aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!





Hi,Morty.Ya know...in my illustrious ,wildly successful career, I have...








steeeeeeeeeeeeeeevie!!





aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!








Oh my God this is sssssso bad!!

It has to be a horrible dream.

I can't take much more of this.





Morty-poo!

Christina!!

Good grief it's great seeing you! Please help me.

Hold me...I'm frightened!!



There,there dear....hug-hug...kiss-kiss.


Thanks you so much,Christina.This is so scary.








Wait a minute.






Christina...........................Rossetti?




Why,yes.

I am.




























aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!





Mortimer.


..huh?....is that...is that you,DonwtownDollarBilly!!?


It's me all right.Great to see you my very good friend.


Bill!!..thank God you are here.




















( Am about to get the witch face from the library computer room gestapo guard.Will have to finish tomorrow.The dream get's even stranger.....bettah...revealing.Uh...Franny,Geeker ,Debbie...and you,too---Cajunatah.





Stop it.)
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Old 04-28-2010, 08:41 PM
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Old 04-29-2010, 01:23 PM
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Thank yo so very much.




I will have the exciting conclusion to my dream scape ..tonight,when it's dark.
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Hey Morty!!!
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Old 04-29-2010, 07:14 PM
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Hey whatty?
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Old 04-29-2010, 08:06 PM
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Mortimer.


..huh?....is that...is that you,DonwtownDollarBilly!!?


It's me all right.Great to see you my very good friend.


Bill!!..thank God you are here.



This has been so terrible...his dream--nightmare I seem to be having.To see you, one of my all time faves is ssssso good.And I'm not even afraid of you even though I realize you are from...the beyond,the after life.....stepped through the crease ....and what have you.By the way, tell me what it's like.What happens...is God there?


I can't,Mortimer.It's against the rules.I'm sorry.

Is OK....but can you at least tell me if all this is a dream or is this all real?


I'm very sorry, I just can't.

Well,then why are you here?


To help you reconcile the irreconcilable;you know what that is.A 2 part yet continuous time segment that you just can't make work.

Wow, you're good.

I'll bet you are not really Bill.I'll bet you have come here to tell me something,but come in this form to hide who you really are?Am I right, or what?


Can't comment on it.Just stop being a bonehead and let me help.You look for things not mattering right now.I'm not here for that stuff.


Oh? Bonehead? I may be a greater psychic than you purport to be.

Very funny...prove it then.


Fine.

I will.

You take yer stinking powers and make something from Sighty-poo's purse appear in your hoof, but don't let me see it. I will tell you what it is.




OK..it's done.

So what is it?


Lipstick.

No.

Oh.

A bobby pin?


No.

Uh...how about a matchbook?


Uh,no.

No?

No.

r u shore?


Yes.

Ok----a pen!


No.

A pin!

No.

A lighter!

NO!

Phooey.

A key!


No.

A key ring!

No.

A hanky!!!!

No.

A yanky?

Mortimer--stop it.

OK...but if not a yanky, maybe a Red Sock?

No.

A White Sock!!


No.

You really stink at this.

I do not, give me a second.



It's a black waist ribbon!!


It's not.

A piece of candy?


No.

A piece of chewing gum?


No.

A piece of a-s-s!!

ror!!..OK, kididng-kidding.

It's a ......are you sure it's small enough to fit in her purse?


Yes.

How big is her purse.


Oh stop it, you have no idea what it is.

Aw nuts...I quit.

Well you finally got it. It's a bag of Mr. Peanut nuts.

!!!!
YES!!

I knew I could do it.


What, no dumb comment? You're going to let that go by?

You betcha!

If you think the v word infuriates her when I use it----she would kill me if I said what I am very tempted to say.


All right...let's get serious here.I'm now going to clear your noodle of your trouble state.

Good deal, but wait. I think my time runs out soon.Let's post this thing and come right back to finish....OK?

OOOOOOKAY!!
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