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Old 05-10-2010, 08:58 PM
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What does this mean? You start stroking yourself in the car in front of her? I'm being straight up, I don't understand what this means.
I think it means he is dating a transvestite and doesn't know it......yet.
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Old 05-10-2010, 08:59 PM
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if you get 5 of 6 and the one you didn't get was one you would have never got
that's ok
but if it is one of those times that you got stubborn and saved money
that hurts

hell, I have trouble getting 3 out of 3
but I never play a pick 3 if I can't get a price.
I feel better already!
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Old 05-10-2010, 09:04 PM
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I think it means he is dating a transvestite and doesn't know it......yet.
I have yet to have that happen yet, but I can't rule it out from actually happening given how I usually have no idea that they are packin...

I am talking about the buttock muscles, you don't warm up those buggers up and I am talking about a soreness that absolutely is the worst. Happened once to me, never again
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Old 05-10-2010, 09:14 PM
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Old 05-10-2010, 09:21 PM
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I have yet to have that happen yet, but I can't rule it out from actually happening given how I usually have no idea that they are packin...

I am talking about the buttock muscles, you don't warm up those buggers up and I am talking about a soreness that absolutely is the worst. Happened once to me, never again

Diceman -

What about these transtesticles? that's a nice sunday surprise,you meet this chick at a bar.. you wine her,dine her,take her back to your place snake your hand up her skirt and you're holding a freakin TREE TRUNK... said hey,for a chick you got some set o BALLs! Ohhhhhhh
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I have yet to have that happen yet, but I can't rule it out from actually happening given how I usually have no idea that they are packin...

I am talking about the buttock muscles, you don't warm up those buggers up and I am talking about a soreness that absolutely is the worst. Happened once to me, never again
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I'm not sure how this thread managed to avoid getting shipped over to Eso, but wow, good stuff indeed.
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Old 05-11-2010, 09:08 PM
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I have not laughed this hard in a long time, I even re-read the whole thread. LOL like the first time I saw HOME ALONE.
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