the cozy dooryard

[Payson Dave]

Sighty.... can we get back to discussing your oh sooooo fine boobees....


Ahhhh don't believe that the clydster is a qualified judge....




......ahhh mean really now how can he judge when he has so little experience with such things




men in grey suits and attack raccoons are his forte...... but boobees????




.....ahhh don't think soooo

[clyde]

Mr. Mayson---think you are in big trouble.

[Payson Dave]

uttttt....ohhhhhh

[clyde]

Ryan's going to kill me.

Probably with a shotty gun.



Dave---The cold shoulder is not a good sign.

Anyways....fine work,Sighty-poo.I noticed you spelled out "rest in peace." Stick with me, you'll get there.




And SchoolYardDreams..................sssssssssssssssssso close.

[Sightseek]

I try Mortypoo-kins.

By the way....have you seen my rocks? Somebody took them.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

I try Mortypoo-kins.

By the way....have you seen my rocks? Somebody took them.

!!!!!!!







highly amusing!!

[clyde]

Geeker said "RIP."






He's out.

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by clyde

Geeker said "RIP."






He's out.

Damn I thought you would never visit that thread...

I promise when you go..I won't.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Damn I thought you would never visit that thread...

I promise when you go..I won't.

snort!




Anyhoo....no one will know when I go,well maybe Ryan.

Just don't let me catch you RIP-ing again.

[Rileyoriley]

Note to myself:
No RIPping.


Note to himself:
Is RAPping allowed????

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Payson Dave

Sighty.... can we get back to discussing your oh sooooo fine boobees....


Ahhhh don't believe that the clydster is a qualified judge....




......ahhh mean really now how can he judge when he has so little experience with such things




men in grey suits and attack raccoons are his forte...... but boobees????




.....ahhh don't think soooo

Dave, if I remember correctly (and I seldom remember anything), you required nursing services when the "boobee" mood hit you. Is there a nurse shortage in your area now that Obamacare has passed?????

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Note to myself:
No RIPping.


Note to himself:
Is RAPping allowed????

Gosh those are great notes to yourself!!



Note To Deb-O-Deb:


That gave me a woody.Now what do I do?

[clyde]

I have confirmed Sharon Doubiago is not dead,so I'll be having her here soon.



Should be fun.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by clyde

I have confirmed Sharon Doubiago is not dead,so I'll be having her here soon.



Should be fun.

Is this like a code name for your new board buddy kgar?

If not, who is she? Why isn't she dead?

[clyde]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Is this like a code name for your new board buddy kgar?

If not, who is she? Why isn't she dead?

!!



That was very amusing.

KRAG seems to have had a volcanic reaction to my innocent reply.He will now blame me for everything going wrong at the horsey races.
His pernicious attack upon my fine dupa, along with the homicidal thoughts about me that Ryan may have, make my life expectancy shorter than that of the common house fly.

I aim to be correct in the premonition of my death.

I know it comes soon, but not from where.

My very good friend,Sharon, wrote Psyche of the Northwest---something like that.Certainly a creative style and a filthy mind put into poetic form.



The girl's in touch...no question.





Let me take your lips into mine.....before they are cut off by swine.( my lips...of course)

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by clyde

Gosh those are great notes to yourself!!



Note To Deb-O-Deb:


That gave me a woody.Now what do I do?

Note to Clyde:

See if Dave will let you borrow his nurse.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Note to Clyde:

See if Dave will let you borrow his nurse.

You always have an answer.



One day,and that day may never come...I will --------------no,I was right.

That day will never come.

[clyde]

SportyFans...if you're going to redboard,you should be ready for the abuse sure to follow.

In other words---if you can't do the time---don't do the crime.




I think KRAG is going to the 50 dollar window now to bet this years Kentucky Derby.I am very anxious to see how he did.








Let's watch.

Should be fun.

[clyde]

Amazing.


After the derby,most everyone was all over SoooopahSavah.Now, with Lookin' not lookin' to go to the Belmonts, they are all over Adam.

People are not only insincere( at the least)...they are easily hooked by the nose.....and completely lacking in any concern for anyone but themselves.





God...how did I make that connection?

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by clyde

KRAG seems to have had a volcanic reaction to my innocent reply.

Regarding Krag or Kgar or whatever... what do you suppose his name means? What does it stand for? Shall we have a contest? What does the winner win? Is there a booby prize and if so what is it? Why aren't you answering? Are Krag and Ryan the same person? If they're not, why aren't they? What is Geeker talking about on the Preakness meet up thread? Why am I not understanding any of this? Should we just start an official redboard thread? Why does GPK love English Channel so much anyway? Do you suppose he still has the plate on his car? If I got BLSHLUK do you suppose anyone would know what it means? Where is Franny? Why are you getting a headache?