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Old 05-23-2010, 05:12 PM
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Default What's The Funniest Horse Name You've Seen?
What are some of the funniest horse names you've seen / know of.

I think blood-horse magazine should have made a list of the 100 funniest horse names of all time - but since they didn't I guess it's up to the derby trail.

We all know Hoof Hearted http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqj2hkbDnyM.
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New Balls Please (IRE).

Surprisingly, he's a gelding.
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Hall Lass was pretty good. I liked No W M D's as well.
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loved Durkin calling that one
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Hoof Hearted. Great call...
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New Balls Please (IRE).

Surprisingly, he's a gelding.
This had me doubled over. Very funny
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No joke, there's a horse named Big Tits (FR).

She had 6 starts in 2003... no idea where she is now (she'd be 10).

Poor girl never hit the board.
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This had me doubled over. Very funny
Makes me smile every time!
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No joke, there's a horse named Big Tits (FR).

She had 6 starts in 2003... no idea where she is now (she'd be 10).

Poor girl never hit the board.
That's Hillarious!
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Lord Phumducker. Name was later changed to Lord Duckworth.

Gene Cilio had a stakes-winning filly named Twin Propeller. If you saw her front action, you would understand the name.
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here's the Hoof Hearted race:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqj2h...layer_embedded
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I hate to admit it, but I didn't "get it" until I watched the replay! I thought Hoof Hearted was merely a clever wordplay on Half-hearted.

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I hate to admit it, but I didn't "get it" until I watched the replay! I thought Hoof Hearted was merely a clever wordplay on Half-hearted.

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Same here..lol...
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I like this one:

Thong or Panties
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Flat Fleet Feet, and hearing the announcer trying NOT to mess it up.
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No joke, there's a horse named Big Tits (FR).

She had 6 starts in 2003... no idea where she is now (she'd be 10).

Poor girl never hit the board.
I remember you saying that a few years back! Still funny!

I laugh at Isitingood and Onoitsmymotherinlaw.
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