the cozy dooryard

[clyde]

Originally Posted by geeker2

After listening to that music I wanted to shoot myself....but I threw up instead.

That's why you're you and I'm me....you opinionated rim shot.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

If it's not up on Monday, does that mean you're taking a long weekend?
If it's up on Wednesday, does that mean you've been resurrected?


By the way, a belated Happy Birthday. Your case of Campbell's Pea Soup is in the mail.

..bury me baby!!!!..

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Was he who darts darts darted?

Good one.


Got yer e-mail....llloved it!!

[clyde]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Okay, ummm... waiting to hear the rest, T.

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The first one made me want to kill myself Geeker but the 2nd? I love Morricone (not as much as Nino Rota, but...).

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No more gun talk, Morty!

Your poetic license just got revoked,elephant ears.

[clyde]

After realizing that sitting in the car in the garage with all the doors and windows taped shut...just ain't gonna duh it if the engine isn't running.

So heah ah is.


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What is it that is red with some blue...and kinda/sorta spidery webby and is located on someone's inner thigh so when you rub it.....................










thud


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Come to the light...yes..come. It's good,no? Think...you could have more. All the money you want, all the her pus.sy is ssssssssso hot!! you desire,fame...all of it.....just for one simple thing in return.


Uh, no thanks. I already gave at NerdyTrail.


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I can't wait for the Belmonts.


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You can't really live a true life if you do not try to put yourself in the minds of the hopeless and desperate.





Strike the "hopeless."



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Those of you shooting at me:


Exactly how many bullets with my name on them do ya have!!?

God!!..talk about no confidence.

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Gag on this, you baboons.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXq81-cGJr4

[clyde]

And now, another huge crowd tonight--by the way,I will venture out to see what the Padlock holds.


More near death experiences,I'm sure.

[clyde]

Was worse than I expected.

[clyde]

I spoke with Dave and Mary many times.




They are wonderful people.

[herkhorse]

Originally Posted by clyde

I spoke with Dave and Mary many times.




They are wonderful people.

I spit out my fig newton.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by clyde

After realizing that sitting in the car in the garage with all the doors and windows taped shut...just ain't gonna duh it if the engine isn't running.

So heah ah is.


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What is it that is red with some blue...and kinda/sorta spidery webby and is located on someone's inner thigh so when you rub it.....................










thud


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Come to the light...yes..come. It's good,no? Think...you could have more. All the money you want, all the her pus.sy is ssssssssso hot!! you desire,fame...all of it.....just for one simple thing in return.


Uh, no thanks. I already gave at NerdyTrail.


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I can't wait for the Belmonts.


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You can't really live a true life if you do not try to put yourself in the minds of the hopeless and desperate.





Strike the "hopeless."



================================================== ======


Those of you shooting at me:


Exactly how many bullets with my name on them do ya have!!?

God!!..talk about no confidence.

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Gag on this, you baboons.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXq81-cGJr4

Since you're such a good friend, I'll let you borrow my "Lone Ranger" genuine cap gun (fully loaded of course).




By the way, who are the Belmonts? More importantly, will they be at the Belmont???

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Since you're such a good friend, I'll let you borrow my "Lone Ranger" genuine cap gun (fully loaded of course).




By the way, who are the Belmonts? More importantly, will they be at the Belmont???

..whew!!..


I ub yo dupa,'Ebbie!!






I have spake with the Belmonts many times...Gregg and Hilda.


They are wonderful people.....will be munching with them at the Belmont....of course.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by herkhorse

I spit out my fig newton.

!!!!=:>!!!!

[clyde]

Someone had the audacity to yell at me this morning for something I said here in the Dooryard.

But being the swell guy I am,I considered all angles. I am not above issuing an apology if I misstepped.




And so....here it is:









( ( )




















meep meep!!!!....=:>












..and so forth...







They don't call me Morty Angel for no reason.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by clyde

..whew!!..


I ub yo dupa,'Ebbie!!






I have spake with the Belmonts many times...Gregg and Hilda.


They are wonderful people.....will be munching with them at the Belmont....of course.

I expect you'll be wearing your finest gray suit of course. One must look their best when munching with the Belmont Belmonts.



My dupa ubs yo too!

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

I expect you'll be wearing your finest gray suit of course. One must look their best when munching with the Belmont Belmonts.



My dupa ubs yo too!

fr&l-a!!!!




...sssso good!!!!...























thud

[clyde]

I think I am about to really upset some really good people.


We have here a gang of many who run about having some fun and maybe stretching things out a bit.I guess I stretch more than most.The thing is....when I say someone's pus.sy is sssssssssso hot!!---do you think I really know?Do you think I really mean it?

If I say Ryan is a dumb as.s......well that's a bad example.

If I say KRAG is a dumb as.s......there I go again.






Start over...


...if I say someone may be fucl<ing someone else...do you really think I mean it?

If I talk about Sighty's varicose vein ( where ever it is)...do you really think I have seen it?




So maybe I do stretch more than others who do their fair share of stretching.


But, and I know many will be in stone cold shock over this,....I don't really mean it and and I do in fact mock myself...many,many times.



Had to get that out.

I am not going to do certain things anymore and that will have to include yakking in one form or another with some very nice people.




I also will forever wonder about some people here who's opinion is so easily swayed by baboons.

That one I will never quite get around.








I still can't quit MakeMusic4Me.

We'll see, but don't think I will change my mind.

TravestyStone...stick to just yakking out the call of the race---OK?

[2Hot4TV]

Originally Posted by clyde

I think I am about to really upset some really good people.


We have here a gang of many who run about having some fun and maybe stretching things out a bit.I guess I stretch more than most.The thing is....when I say someone's pus.sy is sssssssssso hot!!---do you think I really know?Do you think I really mean it?

If I say Ryan is a dumb as.s......well that's a bad example.

If I say KRAG is a dumb as.s......there I go again.






Start over...


...if I say someone may be fucl<ing someone else...do you really think I mean it?

If I talk about Sighty's varicose vein ( where ever it is)...do you really think I have seen it?




So maybe I do stretch more than others who do their fair share of stretching.


But, and I know many will be in stone cold shock over this,....I don't really mean it and and I do in fact mock myself...many,many times.



Had to get that out.

I am not going to do certain things anymore and that will have to include yakking in one form or another with some very nice people.




I also will forever wonder about some people here who's opinion is so easily swayed by baboons.

That one I will never quite get around.








I still can't quit MakeMusic4Me.

We'll see, but don't think I will change my mind.

TravestyStone...stick to just yakking out the call of the race---OK?

I'm a beleiver.........I aint lyin, so I know you aint LYIN!

[Payson Dave]

You mean the collection of boo bee pictures you forwarded....(and deb's and franny's dupas) were photoshopped.... say it aint soooooo!!!!

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by clyde

Ido you think I really know?Do you think I really mean it?


If I say KRAG is a dumb as.s......there I go again.

Ummm yeah well.

I'm reading your posts and I still don't have a clue as to how to multi quote (I can multi other things though) so really fast...

1. Drosslemeyer told me he's gonna win so there ya go.

2. We're twins cause while I didn't do the car engine thing I did wonder where I could, conceivably, hang myself. I decided the dining room would work the best.

3. Who is fuc**ng who(m)? Doesn't every one know everything? Perhaps we need a running thread.

4. Don't waste your time thinking about baboons when you could be thinking about hot p.....

5. I guess that's okay that you said Travis could call whatever but if you had said Vic? We'd have a chance, albeit a small one, of getting God (aka Stone Gossard Esquire) down here.

I think that's it for now, Morty Angel.

Hi Herkhorse! Can I have a Fig Newton? I don't really like them but you know I like you so pass one over and I'll pretend it's the best tasting thing evah!

Well, second best.

[herkhorse]

well, I do have an oreo cookie you can have