the cozy dooryard

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Isn't this Morty's page?

http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Pre...054?ref=search

Sighty you now are also in trouble.....

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Sighty you now are also in trouble.....

I'll hide.


He won't find me here.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Franny we could be in trouble......

Oh my God---you've got to be kidding me.Both of you are on this brain shrinking mess?You and her are apostates,guilty of apostasy----of course.



You must now switch clothing with each other and leave the dooryard.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Sighty you now are also in trouble.....

You are a bit of a seer ,though.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

I'll hide.


He won't find me here.

Oh yes he will.







You little brat.


YOU are on FFBook,too...aren't you?

So now you are Samantha.I'll think of what I want you to do.It isn't going to be very nice.

[clyde]

VolWeevil has revealed himself to be a raging bonehead.He is now one of the Usual Doorknobs.



People are nuts--they really are.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by clyde

!!


I just returned from the home town of the national spelling bee winner and feel I have been behiving very well.




And Deborah loves feeding me.


She serves it sssssso hot!!



=:>




meep-meep!!

The ketchup consumption is getting alittle out of hand though.

[clyde]

Oh my God,Debbie!!



But nothing goes better with ketchup than you.

[clyde]

OK Sighty-foo...I mean poo.



You are Samantha and Franny is Cristy.

I want you to embrace Cristy and plant a nice kissy-poo on her lips.Cristy---you begin looking for trace evidence in Samantha's mouth with your tongue.Squeeze Cristy buttocks,Samantha.

Good.

You squeeze Samantha's dupa with one hand ,Cristy,while pinching her nipple with the other.


Now Samantha...say something sexy into Cristy's mouth.Oh---say ,like...Cristy baby---your dupa's a little frumpy.


Good!


You're not going to take that from Samantha,Cristy---so you ask her if she put her boo-bees on backwards this morning.

Upon hearing this,Samantha...you shove Cristy away from you and spit on her.Cristy...you attack Samantha and yank her down by her hair.

Samantha...you bite Cristy on her arm.


Gosh this is great!!!!




OK..settle down you two.Cease fire. I've got this all on film.

Let's go fetch some sorbet from my ice box---shall we?

[clyde]

I forgot to do my book reports.


Recall I was waiting for Claudius The God to come in ...and took out I Claudius in the mean time.

I read magazines from back to front and sometimes will do this with books.I chose to start that way with I Claudius,but it was really bad. So I read from left to right---got to page 5 and couldn't handle it anymore.

Claudius The God was worse...only got to the top of page 3.


But Matterhorn was an A book...very,very good. When We Were Soldiers....and Young was an A#1 doubleplus great book.A Haunting in Cambria had it's few moments,but was a C-.A Shoot in Cleveland was about the same...maybe a C.I reread Legion for like the 8th time.Still an A+.The Great Deluge was very good...A.


Read one about the Gallo Bros....mainly about CrazyJoe.Called the Mad...somethings.Liked it---a B.


Iceman was entertaining,but a lot was hard to swallow.....C+.

A Rocky Marciano bio was pretty good....B-.



Tried MobyDick....could not take that old English style of language....after I forced my way through about 100 pages, I couldn't stand it anymore.



AWFUL!!



Am on about 160 or so of Catcher In The Rye.

Don't know if I'll finish..it really sucks.

I think that's all of them of late.





I did check out two today...on instinct.

Jesus and The Wisdom of a Broken Heart.



They'll probably suck,too.

[clyde]

The Padlock is losing it's collective mind....like that's news.

While it is true that everyone is entitled to their worthless opinion,opinions are like girls boo-bees;they are not all equal.Some are a lot bettah than others.




I don't think I like it here anymore.

In fact..the i-net really blows.

What a mess.




I don't like Thebby anymore,either.

She's a bit.ch.








=:>

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by clyde

The Padlock is losing it's collective mind....like that's news.

While it is true that everyone is entitled to their worthless opinion,opinions are like girls boo-bees;they are not all equal.Some are a lot bettah than others.

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OOOOOOOOOO !!

fine work sir.

Can I steal that and use it sometime please?

[FGFan]

Words of wisdom for Clydeeesdale.....


"`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
`Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
`How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
`You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here"

side noteeeee not to myself...the cat is not geeker cat!

You should join facebook, then you would have many friends.....ROR!!!

[FGFan]

And remember,

You are supposed to be the Mad Hatter with words of lunatic wisdom and poetic prose





NOT





words of a




















COLLASSALLY






BIG










!!!!

[geeker2]

Gregg Allman and I are FB friends

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

OOOOOOOOOO !!

fine work sir.

Can I steal that and use it sometime please?

I am behooved,of course.

And you certainly may.




Even though I never got to see your beautiful face again.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by FGFan

Words of wisdom for Clydeeesdale.....


"`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
`Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
`How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
`You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here"

side noteeeee not to myself...the cat is not geeker cat!

You should join facebook, then you would have many friends.....ROR!!!

!!OOOOOOOOOO!!


Extraordinary work,ma'amski.



And the time may come when I do join,but in a mocking way.

FFBook is a collection of woeful people trying to google themselves.Don't fall into that trap,Franny.

Ralph Geeker has.

You know I love you very much and only semi vaproize you because I care about your boo-be...whoa!! ..I mean reputation.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by FGFan

And remember,

You are supposed to be the Mad Hatter with words of lunatic wisdom and poetic prose



NOT


words of a


COLLASSALLY


BIG










!!!!

Was wrong...you are perfect for Fucl<Face Book.















googlies!!


=:>

[clyde]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Gregg Allman and I are FB friends

Steven H. Crist already.





Puny Earthlings...lost in i-net space.

Was only a matter of time.

[clyde]

Gooey is in contact with me and wishes to tell everyone here at NT to get lost....and stay there.


She will return as soon as her new plaster nose has dried.




Sighty-poo hopes everyone goes through a complete mental transformation by the time she returns.She's still a little tipsy,but I understand those things take time in getting use to the balance problems.Just have to keep those shoulders strengthened and leaned back at all times.







I think that's all for now.