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Old 07-04-2010, 10:24 PM
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A Real Man
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Men are of two kinds, and he
Was of the kind I'd like to be.
Some preach their virtues, and a few
Express their lives by what they do.
That sort was he. No flowery phrase
Or glibly spoken words of praise
Won friends for him. He wasn't cheap
Or shallow, but his course ran deep,
And it was pure. You know the kind.
Not many in a life you find
Whose deeds outrun their words so far
That more than what they seem they are.

There are two kinds of lies as well:
The kind you live, the ones you tell.
Back through his years from age to youth
He never acted one untruth.
Out in the open light he fought
And didn't care what others thought
Nor what they said about his fight
If he believed that he was right.
The only deeds he ever hid
Were acts of kindness that he did.

What speech he had was plain and blunt.
His was an unattractive front.
Yet children loved him; babe and boy
Played with the strength he could employ,
Without one fear, and they are fleet
To sense injustice and deceit.
No back door gossip linked his name
With any shady tale of shame.
He did not have to compromise
With evil-doers, shrewd and wise,
And let them ply their vicious trade
Because of some past escapade.

Men are of two kinds, and he
Was of the kind I'd like to be.
No door at which he ever knocked
Against his manly form was locked.
If ever man on earth was free
And independent, it was he.
No broken pledge lost him respect,
He met all men with head erect,
And when he passed, I think there went
A soul to yonder firmament
So white, so splendid and so fine
It came almost to God's design.
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Old 07-04-2010, 10:27 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-X_M1oXXKY

..well dah!!..
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Old 07-04-2010, 10:46 PM
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Everyone's out fucl<ing with firecrackers...and the like.




Fucl< those things....they're scaring the dickens out of my forest creatures,weird as they are.

They come to my dooryard to be soothed and assured there is no danger.

They have lost many friends and relatives as we all have.....me, much too much in too short a time.




It helps these filthy animals---maybe it will help you,too.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c-Xu...eature=related



Get your own lyrics if you have trouble following along at home.
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Old 07-04-2010, 10:50 PM
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...phooey!!...




I'm going to get yelled at again.

now
what!?
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Old 07-04-2010, 10:53 PM
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Mrs. Sterling did not snitch me out.

So I apologize.




So that's it.
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Old 07-04-2010, 11:09 PM
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Mrs. Sterling did not snitch me out.

So I apologize.




So that's it.

Should this be moved to the Sorrya$$ thread?
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Old 07-04-2010, 11:26 PM
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Well nnno.




You make me sorry I ever said I'm sorry.


Now go out and blow something up.

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Old 07-05-2010, 12:13 AM
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SportyFans, I don't know about you---but I get all my sporty news from the one and only,Bill Allen.





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Old 07-05-2010, 12:47 AM
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I'm going to the titty bar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBktYJsJq-E
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Old 07-05-2010, 12:53 AM
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I don't find this the least bit funny.




Wait until Sighty-poo sees it.You won't be laughing then.










I'm sorry,Dooryarders.

Outrageous.



But the good news is Stevie has allowed me to air his interview with the Belmonts ..for the very first time.


I know you will enjoy this..thank you ,Stevie.

They are wonderful people.



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Old 07-05-2010, 12:59 AM
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OK you little piglets..time for me to tuck you in under your little blankets.




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Nightypookins.
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Old 07-05-2010, 12:14 PM
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This just happened in the mammoth thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke5Mr5eCF2U
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Old 07-05-2010, 01:08 PM
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This just happened in the mammoth thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke5Mr5eCF2U
I laughed.
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Old 07-05-2010, 01:30 PM
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This just happened in the mammoth thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke5Mr5eCF2U
!!!!


oh mine Got!!








fr&l-a!!
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Old 07-05-2010, 01:35 PM
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Well ya know,friends...the smart threads just keep on getting smarter.It's a fecund field of yuk 'em up carnivals.

And Oinkman has returned.


I don't think you will see him in the stupid threads again.His last little visit here got him a good strong taste of the long knuckle.




He knows there's more waiting for him where that came from.
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Old 07-05-2010, 01:49 PM
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Oinkman receives RockTard as a surprise dinner guest:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw2IIU0a9qw
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Old 07-05-2010, 01:49 PM
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I told Batman that I'm a man of book learnin' and that we do have runnin' water here...if ya can run and get it!!


A-HYUCK!!



I keel muhself sometimes.
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Old 07-05-2010, 01:55 PM
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The rare simultaneous post toastie---ya owe me a Cokey Coler.
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Old 07-05-2010, 02:05 PM
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The losers round in the ROTD contest.



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..wojooda...toyo jabooda!!..
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Old 07-05-2010, 02:10 PM
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I'm going to Sherr!!
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