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Old 07-06-2010, 07:44 PM
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Say,Uncly.

Why won't you toss out that beautiful photo of your face?



Gosh,I've asked enough times.
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I was going to vaccinate spot today, but he's still gone.
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I'm thinking about going on a Vegas Vacay. Has anyone ever been there? Can I get any advice on where to stay? What sort of things are there to do in Vegas?
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Old 07-06-2010, 07:45 PM
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When DeboDeb went thud.... she may have knocked herself unconscious...

Your kidding....she's been here? I did not see it.Have been waiting and frankly am becoming frightened.


Hold me!
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Old 07-06-2010, 07:47 PM
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I'm thinking about going on a Vegas Vacay. Has anyone ever been there? Can I get any advice on where to stay? What sort of things are there to do in Vegas?

I'm going to squirt you with mustard.




Stop it this instant!
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Say,Uncly.

Why won't you toss out that beautiful photo of your face?



Gosh,I've asked enough times.
because I melted from the rain..
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Old 07-06-2010, 07:48 PM
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very small. So small that I'm communicating.. from Florida no less.. with someone in a third world country called Ohio... all in a single click!


hey did you hear that Vaccines are harmful to pet squirrels?
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We have elevated to 3rd world status..this is great!



Not vaccines...but know they don't like hand shadows...at all.
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Old 07-06-2010, 07:49 PM
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I'm going to squirt you with mustard.




Stop it this instant!
well like they say..

When life gives you mustard.. grill some hotdogs.
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because I melted from the rain..
OK..I give up already.
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Old 07-06-2010, 07:50 PM
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well like they say..

When life gives you mustard.. grill some hotdogs.


You're full of those inane, little philosophical doo-dads, aren't you?
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OK..I give up already.
do you want to see pictures of me and Sighty... oh wait. nevermind.
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Old 07-06-2010, 07:51 PM
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I'm thinking about going on a Vegas Vacay. Has anyone ever been there? Can I get any advice on where to stay? What sort of things are there to do in Vegas?

After u find there is nothing to do in Vegas.... will u b coming to Sara's Toga party
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Old 07-06-2010, 07:52 PM
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do you want to see pictures of me and Sighty... oh wait. nevermind.

ror!!


no!!
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You're full of those inane, little philosophical doo-dads, aren't you?
actually.. the part about the hotdog made me hungry.

I started the nutrismithsonian diet a few weeks ago.. and would love something as sinfull as a big, juicy sausage.
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Old 07-06-2010, 07:53 PM
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After u find there is nothing to do in Vegas.... will u b coming to Sara's Toga party
for the first time in 13 years.. Sara will have to party without her Toga.
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Old 07-06-2010, 07:55 PM
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actually.. the part about the hotdog made me hungry.

I started the nutrismithsonian diet a few weeks ago.. and would love something as sinfull as a big, juicy sausage.


!!




Uncly..I can only write these smut stories every once in a while.


Besides...I thought you were a cat food girl and not a sausage hound.
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Old 07-06-2010, 07:56 PM
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I gudda go....this time of day, the ants are out foraging and very easy to shoot.


kiss-kiss,hug-hug all
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Old 07-06-2010, 07:57 PM
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for the first time in 13 years.. Sara will have to party without her Toga.
Please send Cajun as your replacement..... not that you can ever really be replaced....
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Old 07-06-2010, 08:14 PM
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The fucl<ers are returning my fire!!

They're armed!



Anyhoo---forgot to say I have to apologize for the Texas flag/moo people comment.No one yelled at me..am doing this on my own.If they did, I would not apologize.


It just seemed funny at the time, but I should not have said it and so..I am sorry.





I have to go now and look for smaller game.
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Old 07-06-2010, 08:22 PM
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If one places a minute amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
The Bombardier Beetle, when disturbed, defends itself by emitting a series of explosions, sometimes setting off 4 or 5 reports in succession. The noises sound like miniature popgun blasts and are accompanied by a cloud of reddish colored vile smelling fluid.
It is commonly known that ants keep slaves. Certain species, the so-called Sanguinary Ants in particular, will raid the nests of other ant tribes and kill the queen and then kidnap many of the workers. The workers are brought back to the captor's hive where they are coerced into performing menial tasks.
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