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Old 07-16-2010, 12:33 PM
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Nanny just turned over in her grave....
She was getting alittle stiff.
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Nanny just turned over in her grave....
Do you know where your filthy animal is?
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eauxh!!!!














I have some evidence of love,ma'amage.

You beast!!
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Old 07-16-2010, 01:17 PM
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Strangely quiet...all of a sudden.




Do not fucl< with a predator.
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Old 07-16-2010, 01:18 PM
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Cry or no cry?
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Old 07-16-2010, 01:25 PM
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You said you cried!
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It made me fart........
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Old 07-16-2010, 01:49 PM
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You must be a real gas at funerals.
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Old 07-16-2010, 02:08 PM
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Mortimer took to petty burglary in the LA area.


Unwittingly,he broke into Gooey's house at about 11:00 PM...PCT.

She came home early and was shocked to see him in her bedroom stealing her HongKong gongs...but happy!!

eauhx!...she remarked...A visitor!! OK...now you get naked and jump into my bed and I will be right back...saucily dressed,of course.

Mortimer was mortified...but he ,too, was happy!! So he followed instruction.

He waited and Gooey finally came back. Boy was she hot!! whew!!

The thing is...she carried into the bed a tray that had 2 cups of coffee and some cookies.She got settled next to him and served...and said..


"OK! Tell me something about yourself.Where are you from? What's your happiest memory? I loved MMSC...agree? ...disagree? Ever been to China? If not, tell me what you would do there. Do you like rubber duckies? I do!! What do you do when you have nothing to do? I want to know what you think when you don't think? Fave color? Why? Do you think I'm pretty? I have a feldspar collection. Would you like to see it?Never mind. Hey, want to see the sun rise? Do you like sunrises?I love them.If you were alone right now on the beach,what would you say? Would you say anything? Why? Why not? Oh!! I have a fruit cake!! Do you like fruit cake?"





Mortimer's eyes were rolled up back into his head.

His mouth agape.

He got out of bed...took 2 steps...and thudded.



very hard!!
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Old 07-16-2010, 02:17 PM
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Old 07-16-2010, 02:29 PM
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rule-eng un ze flour!!


leff-eng may ess oaf!!
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Pair-haps now you know.
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leff-eng may ess oaf!!
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Old 07-16-2010, 02:41 PM
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Apparently I have been bad...again.

Which I enjoy.



The Dooryard shan't be safe for me for...sometime.

C U at MARC's...or Sherr.
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Jesus.




I hate being fucl<ed with.

Although it happens all the time....

..the curse of the paranoid schizo's.....it's not fun.
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