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Old 08-17-2010, 10:50 PM
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Default Ah think we need to do it!

A limerick thread, that is.

Who is gonna go first?
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Old 08-17-2010, 11:01 PM
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A limerick thread, that is.

Who is gonna go first?
Do you ever learn?????????????????

Do I have to remind you of the Christmas song thread of 2008, again?
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Old 08-17-2010, 11:05 PM
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Ooooh I knew you'd do it with me.

C'mon, you start. I shall ponder.

(... and yes I will never forget the lovely songs. We created art.)
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Old 08-17-2010, 11:11 PM
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Ooooh I knew you'd do it with me.

C'mon, you start. I shall ponder.

(... and yes I will never forget the lovely songs. We created art.)


You ponder and I'll sleep on it. Maybe I'll feel more creative in the morning.
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Old 08-17-2010, 11:11 PM
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There once was a "man" named Moss
Who thought he was the motherf.ucking boss
He ducked and ducked
While the game was completely f.ucked
Shame the horse wasn't owned by Randy Moss
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Old 08-17-2010, 11:21 PM
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There once was a "man" named Moss
Who thought he was the motherf.ucking boss
He ducked and ducked
While the game was completely f.ucked
Shame the horse wasn't owned by Randy Moss
Brilliant!


Stonegossard is mad cause i said
i liked him so much id give head
andys not around
hey wheres chuckles the clown?
Is cardus retired or dead?


lurker calls clydie poo gopher?
i think he'd like to be his chauffer
they could drive round the cah sol
if its not a big hassle
and watch fredymo blow his shofar


geeker boy he loves his feline
he pets her while capping woodbine
but on the other hand
i imagine fat man
kicks his dog during races - he's swine.



Vic S gets in fights all year
his groupies protect him and sneer
he calls some posts sharp
tho he prolly thinks a carp
has more depth and brains than some do here



Oh God there's a thread on Russ Baze?
Coma coming on, where's my chaise?
Big fish in small pond
90 brunettes to one blonde
he's as dull as Rutherford B Hayes.



I guess we need one here for doug
what rhymes with that besides drugs?
We must include socks
*****, cum, and his ****
wonder if he does that on the rug.
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Old 08-17-2010, 11:31 PM
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Merciful Mother of God!!
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Old 08-17-2010, 11:35 PM
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Merciful Mother of God!!
No dear, that's the middle part of a haiku.

We're doing limericks today.

Maybe we can make a haiku thread tomorrow.
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Old 08-17-2010, 11:42 PM
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ROR...Coach well done!
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Old 08-17-2010, 11:45 PM
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Made love to Gooey..yup, ah di-yud
She gave me some phooey..as I flipped her li-yud
She has a great dupa
I whacked it like Krupa

He gave me, to save me
Sweet Debbie's wine,
Right off the vine
I swallowed it down...tasted her sound


I am innocent when I dream
when I dream
I am innocent when I dream





O=:>
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Old 08-17-2010, 11:52 PM
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Not a proper limerick but you get a pass for the Gene Krupa reference.

Not at all his best recorded solo but my favorite movie of all time is Ball of Fire (greatest screwball comedy ever) and he's in one scene.

No more passes... limericks only!
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Old 08-17-2010, 11:56 PM
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Not a proper limerick but you get a pass for the Gene Krupa reference.

Not at all his best recorded solo but my favorite movie of all time is Ball of Fire (greatest screwball comedy ever) and he's in one scene.

No more passes... limericks only!
Bite him
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Old 08-18-2010, 12:10 AM
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Old 08-18-2010, 12:11 AM
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Not a proper limerick but you get a pass for the Gene Krupa reference.

Not at all his best recorded solo but my favorite movie of all time is Ball of Fire (greatest screwball comedy ever) and he's in one scene.

No more passes... limericks only!

I do as I please.





Fucl< you.
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Old 08-18-2010, 12:34 AM
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And I'm not playing anymore.





In fact...I'm leaving.
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Old 08-18-2010, 09:40 AM
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some fine work here.
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Old 08-18-2010, 09:58 AM
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Clyde was the resident predator at Nerdy Trail
Most of his posts were epic fails
You never know where he might lurk
Many people think he's a jerk
But ever needed I would post his bail
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Old 08-18-2010, 10:21 AM
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Morty sat on the doorway
Being a predator, his forte
He dodged the dart
And let out a fart!
Leave he did for Norway.
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Old 08-18-2010, 10:30 AM
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There was a horsey named Blind Luck
Who definitely did not suck!
A late runner is she,
The Devil will flee!
The Rockies are no excuse to duck.
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Old 08-18-2010, 10:38 AM
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There was a young lady named Sighty
Who needs to focus on work with all her mighty
The horsey sites she does lurk
so much better than work!
Back to the pleadings for Miss Sighty...
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