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Old 08-18-2010, 02:46 PM
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My first half thought
Eh, cant recall, too much pot
Though I seem to Remember
Something from September
Well, maybe not.
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Old 08-18-2010, 02:47 PM
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Best of show.
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Old 08-18-2010, 08:20 PM
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A horse named Zen along comes,
You see her name in threads till you’re numb,
She runs fast in a circle but never heads east,
Good thing too she’d face many a beast,
Best she stays out west where she runs.
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Old 08-18-2010, 09:16 PM
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These are all wonderful you guys.

Ummm, Math man... where are you?

I'm waaaaaiting.

Do I need to start nagging you or what?
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Old 08-18-2010, 10:42 PM
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^^^^http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx07A9LWBJA

She dances with large silk scarves flowing all over ,held by her hands...hiding her skimpily clad hot little body.
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Old 08-19-2010, 04:49 PM
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There once was a lass named Yu
Who used to bone Leparoux
A self-proclaimed eye for equine
Due to drinking box wine
With taste in men for poo
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Old 08-19-2010, 06:03 PM
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There once was a lass named Yu
Who used to bone Leparoux
A self-proclaimed eye for equine
Due to drinking box wine
With taste in men for poo
Best one so far.
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Old 08-19-2010, 06:18 PM
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I'm on the fence with it.

Limericks are hard and whatnot.
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Old 08-19-2010, 11:16 PM
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Stop being modest.

I'm waiting for Math man and hell Spydie too but in the meantime the trophy is yours.

What shall I have engraved on it? Zenyatta?
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Old 08-19-2010, 11:42 PM
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Coach...keep the modesty thing going.





I like it...just turn it up a notch.
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Old 08-20-2010, 09:25 AM
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Stop being modest.

I'm waiting for Math man and hell Spydie too but in the meantime the trophy is yours.

What shall I have engraved on it? Zenyatta?
http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/sho...8&postcount=17

http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/sho...3&postcount=21

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Old 08-20-2010, 11:30 AM
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... so apparently theres something wrong with my brain, huh?

Must be from the Canadian Derby thread. I can no longer think clearly.

SORRY!
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Old 08-20-2010, 11:34 AM
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woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
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Old 08-20-2010, 11:40 AM
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Go directly to 2:20.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPArU...feature=search

Now that's what I call.....dangerous


Gooey....so catchy!







woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
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Old 08-20-2010, 11:43 AM
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Go directly to 2:20.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPArU...feature=search

Now that's what I call.....dangerous


Gooey....so catchy!







woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
It was actually 2:39 second in, but fine work anyway..................
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Old 08-20-2010, 11:46 AM
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Thank you so much.



Got any olive oil?
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Old 08-20-2010, 11:47 AM
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Thank you so much.



Got any olive oil?
Sorry, I just finished it....................

But I did find some mustard...............................
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Old 08-20-2010, 12:02 PM
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woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
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