the cozy dooryard

[clyde]

Do you get dressed up at all? Go to the turf club? Hang with the lowlifes? Have a table at a restaurant for the day kinda thing? When you make spaghetti--did you want to jump in with it? Or the sauce? Or would you rather just stick a cherry bomb in them when they are mixed together...in the night---when it's dark?

[clyde]

Tell me what it's like when you go to the track and which track you usually go to!When you scream...do you come?

[herkhorse]

^^^^screams just for the hell of it

[clyde]

^^^^ Paints modeling clay on canvas.

[clyde]

There are several rich widows from Gates Mills wanting me for a trophy husband.




What shall I do?

[Sightseek]

Wake-up. You're dreaming.

[clyde]

^^^^ Thinks she's funny...calls self ''Slam Dunk Sighty." Is because she's a donut hooker.

[clyde]

Who ate Franny?


This can be the only reason she has been absent so long.Math 2+2=5....did you do this thing?

[clyde]

I found this amusingly awful.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TG-J...eature=related



But I shouldn't.

Primarily because all of these has beens are former Hershey bar addicts..and there is nothing funny about that.

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by clyde

Who ate Franny?


This can be the only reason she has been absent so long.Math 2+2=5....do you do this thing?

I might have touched her dupa, but I didn't uh..........eat her..............................yeah I definitely didn't eat her....................

[clyde]

...uh-oh...

Gooey can handle the questioning from here.





Time to dee-dee.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=851oAu7p7_c




.

[clyde]

I enjoyed interpersonal relationshsips with Franny.


She is fine ...is doing yeoman's work at home.Still trying to shake off a bad summer in hot heat,but she's fine.


I know this because she told me to go fucl< myself.









Just thayin'.

[clyde]

SportyFans..I have a real treat for you.

Randy Sterling is on hour show,right now.



Welcome to my fine program,Randy.




Thank you, Morty. I should tell you I have changed my name to Andy Serling.Just thayin'.

Oh..OK. Well, Randy....how goes it?

Andy.

No..I'm Morty.

I meant my new name. My new name is Andy.

Oh gosh, I'm sorry.So..Andy, how goes it?

It goes fine,really.Never bettah.

Well good. You certainly have moved up the ladder in weather prediction.

Morty, I'm in handicapping thoroughbreds. Horsey predictions...not weather.

Oh.My bad....anyways----every star will tell you there was one person way back in their career who really inspired them.Gave them the will to go on.Who would that be for you?

Stevie Byk.

You're kididng me, right?

No,honest.

Care to explain?

Not really.

Ok.How about role modelsAny today you feel can inspire the Sterlings of tomorrow?

Serlings.

Who's he?

ME!! I told you my name is now Andy SERLING!

Well there I go again.Won't happen anymore, I promise.What's your opinion of ZenYaddaYaddaYadda?

When she runs what is commonly acceepted as a real race, why I'll let you know.

Uh-huh.So who do you like in the Traverse tomorrow?

It's...tomorrow!!!!??

Why,yes. It is.

Oh fucl< me...I gotta go!!


Randy!!..wait!!.....I...........................oh well. But was great having you on the show,Randy.All the best,sir.

[clyde]

Tomorrows guest will be my very good friend..Janey Margell...or Magrell, whateveah.

[clyde]

I found this....fun:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fky1dfANPiI

[clyde]

And so is this:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RBxfSHw6KQ

[clyde]

I forgot...this one,too.


Sonnets To Orpheus, Part Two, XII
By Rainer Maria Rilke




Want the Change. Be inspired by the flame
Where everything shines as it disappears.
The artist, when sketching, loves nothing so much
as the curve of the body as it turns away.

What locks itself in sameness has congealed.
Is it safer to be gray and numb?
What turns hard becomes rigid
and is easily shattered.

Pour yourself like a fountain.
Flow into the knowledge that what you are seeking
finishes often at the start, and, with ending, begins.

Every happiness is the child of a separation
it did not think it could survive. And Daphne, becoming a laurel,
dares you to become the wind.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by clyde

I enjoyed interpersonal relationshsips with Franny.


She is fine ...is doing yeoman's work at home.Still trying to shake off a bad summer in hot heat,but she's fine.


I know this because she told me to go fucl< myself.









Just thayin'.

Ah heard she was traveling the world selling her Franny Panties and gardening tools.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by clyde

Gooey can handle the questioning from here.

As usual looking at this thread out of order and ass backwards but ummmm are you mocking me kind Sir?

Fine.

I shant post my other thread idea.

It was fun! It was all about opposites (hooray! ).

You know, rough and dirty or slow and sensual, whether you like certain tongue motions better than others (will not go into detail this time. Got in trouble for popsicle thread) , use of hands and mouth vs just mouth, where you prefer to *** (you in the general sense, of course) would you rather *** in my (my as in general sense haha) mouth or on my ****, levels of volume... but alas if i am going to be fun of I shall take my nice thread idea and play elsewhere.

All alone.

[Cajungator26]

Hi Morty!