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[clyde]

Originally Posted by horseofcourse

Any team that has made Shelley Duncan a full time player has accomplished unbelievable things. Somehow it looks likely the team won't lose triple digits. Acta deserves Manager of the Year consideration for that.

If this stuff wasn't true...it would be a rib cracker.



The Indians think hit and run is an auto accident.

But the way they perform it---it is auto accident.

[clyde]

They also think sacrifice fly is throwing in a rabbit fly for the daily fly on the wall races in the dugout.



Suicide squeeze is off the boards---let's not even go there.

[horseofcourse]

On the bright side, only 5 days til the Browns start a new era with a broken down, washed up quarterback. He inhales oxygen and exhales carbon dioxice which evidently means a huge upgrade from last year.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by horseofcourse

On the bright side, only 5 days til the Browns start a new era with a broken down, washed up quarterback. He inhales oxygen and exhales carbon dioxice which evidently means a huge upgrade from last year.

!!


How would you like to be an Arizona fan?

Check that-----how would you like to be an Arizona cathode...I mean football follower?



One of the downgrades is starting for them this year.

[clyde]

I think we won again last night, but am afraid to look.

[clyde]

!!

[horseofcourse]

Other than April through July, Masterson has been a great pitcher this year.

[clyde]

Was going to say the same thing, only more.

He got shelled his first 3 times out, I think...but also think he came around before July,no?


Really...I think he's going to be a good one. You know that new stat? Quality starts? Just to mention it, not to go into all this new stuff, but I'll bet he has a lot of those. His won/lost should be bettah....but since we are a threat for no hitters every time out...it ain't sa hot.

We may have a keepah here.



Think that makes 3 or 4 now.

[clyde]

I can't talk about the Indians anymore.


It's too painful.






Maybe the Browns and Ohio State will lend a hand this weekend. Ohio State better win.Those Cryami fans make me sick!!

[miraja2]

Originally Posted by clyde

Those Cryami fans make me sick!!

^
Still has a crush on Clayton & Duper.....and.....Crockett & Tubbs.

[clyde]

You will never get a head in life by doing this.

[horseofcourse]

Originally Posted by clyde

Was going to say the same thing, only more.

He got shelled his first 3 times out, I think...but also think he came around before July,no?


Really...I think he's going to be a good one. You know that new stat? Quality starts? Just to mention it, not to go into all this new stuff, but I'll bet he has a lot of those. His won/lost should be bettah....but since we are a threat for no hitters every time out...it ain't sa hot.

We may have a keepah here.



Think that makes 3 or 4 now.

He's done enough to be in the rotation in 2011. I'm not taking his late season improvement too seriously though. I think his upside is actually larger than either Tomlin or Gomez who have also done ok. That's the upside of being really bad...you can get lots of views of these starting pitchers without it hurting you. EVen Exhausto came back from the dead last year to pitch not too bad this year. All these guys could have more wins.

[clyde]

Fine work.



OOOOOOOOOO

[Antitrust32]

do cleveland sports really deserve their own thread?













let go Philly teams!!!

[clyde]

whizzz-------------------------------------------------

[clyde]

Exhausto pitches 3 hit shutout vs. div. leading Twins.


I can't believe he only threw 108 pitches...am going to have to pinch Gooey.

[clyde]

Ohio State............77

Terry Porter Fans...0

[clyde]

ssssssssso close!




The Ewe really sucks.

Cryami fans will be racking up the excuses in bundles by tomorrow.

[clyde]

I am so sick of this pitching staff wasting our offensive barrages.


The hitters gave them no digit runs last night and the pitchers get pounded for one.

Sickening,...no excuse.









The Browns are now officially a charitable not for profit organization.

[horseofcourse]

I guess Jerome Harrison has done enough for Browns brass. Gaining 500 plus yards the last 3 games last year earned him 9 carries in the season opener. I'm dying to know what he's done that everyone from top down hates his guts in the organization.