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Old 09-11-2010, 11:22 PM
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Same deal:




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Old 09-11-2010, 11:47 PM
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ROSE SIDIBE,
13' Tayo Avenue OFF, Bourguiba,
Dakar Senegal.

From Mrs. Rose Sidibe,

Clydee Poo I hope my email will find you comfort and in good health, I wishes you good health and succes in your pursuits especially on this my proposal as contained on this love note, Meanwhile I am Mrs.Rose Sidibe, From ("Republic of Somalia") Resides in Dakar Senegal, after due deliberation with my son ,I sent to you this business proposal which we want you to assist us into joint investment partnership with you, With the amount that i currently have within my reach, been the sum of ($4.3) million U.S dollars which i intended to use for investment purposes.

I am contacting you Clydee with the hope that you will be of great assistance to me,
I therefore personally appeal to you seriously and religiously for your urgent assistance to relocate this fund in to your country where I believe it will be safe and more profitable into business in your country.

This money came as a result of a payback contract work between my husband (Mr.Paul S.Sighty Poo Sidibe) former cabinet member Republic of Somalia and a Russian firm in our country .The Russian partners returned my husbands share which he deposited in the security company here in Dakar Senegal before he was assasinated by Islamic Militia ,As a result of Political unrest/crises in my country Somalia which have consumed the life of my belove husband,In view of this which make us to leave our home country to come down here in Dakar Senegal for our security concern ,I want to withdraw this deposit from the security firm here in Dakar Senegal,where my late husband deposited it, for safe keeping and onward investment.

Due to the current situation in my country and government attitude to my family,I cannot make use of this fund within,thus I seek your help in transferring this funds out for investment purposes than leaving it here and to invest it in any rucrative area to profit my family as our only hope for our future survival bearing in mind that you may be of great assistant to me, A negociable percentage will be discuse as soon as i get your response.
I am seriously considering to settle down abroad in a friendly atmosphere like yours as soon as this fund get into your care/custody so that I can start all over again, I am giving you this information in total trust and confidence.

Please kindly respond immediately,so that i will give you futher information as regards.

I will greatly appreciate if you accept my proposal in good faith you can reach me on this my number( 00221 682 1745 ) Please try to direct your response to this my private Email:
(Sidibe01@sify.com)

Your Urgent response is needed.
R egards and God Bless you.

Mrs.Rose Sidibe and son William.
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Old 09-12-2010, 12:16 AM
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snort!!!!



She's probably a horsey.
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Old 09-12-2010, 12:28 AM
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It sounds legit right ?
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Old 09-12-2010, 12:52 AM
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Oh absolutely.



Would you respond for me?

Just let her know I require a 50 large cash wire to cover the up front expenses.Of course,this would be deducted from my portion of this business transaction... ..and that I chose to welcome this business opportunity;very honored she picked me out of over 300 million Americans.


Also..tell the bi.tch to drop the son routine.

These i-net grifters always make up a dim witted son for future excuses.







Thaaaaaaaanks.

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Old 09-12-2010, 01:17 AM
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Ahm tard,NTers.


I wll tuck you in and give you a nice kissy-poo.

Sleep well...dream in an innocent manner.

Good Nightypoo-kins.


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Old 09-12-2010, 09:31 AM
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Cryami fans every where are on excuse watch.

This is worse than suicide watch.




They're coming up with zum really gud wuns!!!!
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Old 09-12-2010, 10:38 AM
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I will try now and recite for you the Sighty-poo Death March.

The scene is a village in the valley...in the morning,when it's light.Behind the village,as you go up toward the mountain in the high backdrop,is a changing vision of green; first plants and shrubs and bush-i ,and then they fall into forest.Forest getting deeper and deeper.You will notice several paths up the mountain.

Sighty stands in wait at the beginning of one of the paths less taken.

There's a reason for that.

Anyhoo--she wears a nondescript dress,with her ubiquitous black waist ribbon.



She smiles smally at the young doorknobs comming outside for a game of kick the wuffies.



The nincompoops bite immediately.She starts walking up the path and this tune begins:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqI81Xa2mFk

Now hep me here, you must concentrate to get the full affect.

Can you see them in a slow follow up the path...her walking proudly yet in control...looking over her shoulder and smilling smally every few seconds?

Then she starts swaying her dupa a bit...at about 1:36.


With me?

Still slow, but a little more orgasmic in her taunting of the crew.She has them right where she wants them--in trance.



Now..right there!!..at 2:10!! Do you see her all of a sudden start to do a rapid jig? Spinning around and now flashng that Kooly-aid smile? The pace has quickened exponentially. The doorknobs tongues hang out as she takes off the black waist ribbon and waves it at them as she spins and jigs her rapid way up the path.Do you see this?

As the symbol smashes end drum rolls...she picks up her dress and wiggles her tail feather at them..and then continues the rapid jigging ascent....spinning again as she goes, waving that black waist ribbon and Kooly-air smiling at the gang following.The pace quickens.


Ain't this great!!??


The dweebs are doomed.

Keep listening and watching.





Listen at 4:20.

Do you see her stop and wiggle slowly all the way down and all the way up to that downbeat?

Whoa!


Then the rapid jig ,spinning and bwr waving continue to lead the pack right into her cave.




This is when she turns into SightyMouse.

There she is to save the gay!

And =5 and the rest of the catatonic ..are never seen again.












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Old 09-12-2010, 10:48 AM
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You're crazy.
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Old 09-12-2010, 10:58 AM
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I know.


If you all ony knew the noodle movies I have in my fine library...why I'd be put away for a llllllong time.
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Old 09-12-2010, 11:30 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlY-J...eature=related

On this one.

The very beginning.Do you hear..." The artist ,when sketching, loves nothing as much as the curve of the body...as it turns away?" And what follows is maybe him trying to understand that.
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Old 09-12-2010, 12:01 PM
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Breathe, breathe in the air.
Even when.. it's not there.
Please, don't leave me.
If you do,I'll leave you.

Where it went and how it came
Means nothing will ever be the same
As others aren't..and only we know
How differnet our lives can go

Run, habit run.
Run away from me,and take your gun
The shadows cast the filled up past
So you must run,so very fast.

Where it went and how it came
Means nothing will ever be the same
As others aren't..and only we know
How differnet our lives can go
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Old 09-12-2010, 01:11 PM
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but we shouldn't dwell on the past
for it is gone
only our noodle does know the time,and of the clock before 12
hard to forget not to delve

the funny man is in my noodle.
the funny man feeds it apple stroudle
he takes up all the space,left in one erase
and every day he feeds it more and more

and if there are no more funny things to fill
and if the art work bcomes entombed
and if the body of work fades into the sunset, 'till you can't see me or you
i'll meet you on the bright side of my room

the funny man is playing movies
the funny man is playing movies
the curtain raises,sometimes it praises
i show what pleases me
it shuts things out
it throws away all doubt
the funny man in there,i know he's me

and if no music played inside of here
there would be the things i can't bear to see
and when the music stops and loses all their tune
i'll meet you on the bright side of my room









































































all that i am
is not very much
but i was once
i felt the touch
all i recall
in grass so tall
i see nothing else
but the flowers bloom
i eat all i can
from that funny man
always i eat
that last hot meal
all that was made
was anything saved
i can see the words
i hear them still now
but the funny man
doesn't know how
all that i know
and all that i paint
are fields of gold
the train station is gone
i'm not bound for rome
i can never go home
i have none
but my noodle's in tune
and there's always room
where i am inside of this place
for just one more..one more happy face










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Old 09-12-2010, 01:36 PM
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Seduce her with this..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlM8Z8N6Psk
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Old 09-12-2010, 01:59 PM
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Best band evah!

(Pink Floyd).

I'm gonna start calling Coach Gucci 2.
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Old 09-12-2010, 04:12 PM
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If you had any understadning of poyems,you might understand why your pud fell off.
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Old 09-12-2010, 04:31 PM
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If you had any understadning of poyems,you might understand why your pud fell off.
Oh ok.

This is where the majority of good music comes from..








































Just thayin
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Old 09-12-2010, 04:39 PM
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Uh, no dope...it comes from the Mississippi Delta...and other points Deep South.
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Old 09-12-2010, 04:40 PM
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Uh, no dope...it comes from the Mississippi Delta...and other points Deep South.
Yeah Gucci Mane, Outkast, No Limit, Cash Money, 2 Live Crew.

Ok you're right.
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Old 09-12-2010, 04:42 PM
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Someone tell Asst. Coach about Robert Johnson,Blind Willie,Elmore James,Buddy Guy,John Lee and what have you.


And you do have a lot more.
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