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10-11-2006, 01:57 PM
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THE ONE FRIGGIN time...
I need to be smooth, I falter. I am smooth 5256599 minutes a year and it just had to happen that I wasn't smooth THE ONE MINUTE I NEED TO BE.
I took this girl I know at work out to lunch again today, 2nd time. we yap all day about stuff via email, she is smokin hot. At the end of lunch, she states... "Would you be doing this if I was a boy?" "afjkla;sdfklasdfjas;fdlskasf;akdfj;alsjtiower nvla;nvla;fdkl;a" was my response I felt like I just smoked a dubbie and had crazy cotton mouth and couldn't get anything out. Couldn't think of a response to save the life of me Then she goes, "You wouldn't" BUSTED!!!! arggghhhhhhh 
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10-11-2006, 02:06 PM
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10-11-2006, 02:07 PM
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You should have said "Of course, I'm bi!" just to stump the smart ass.
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10-11-2006, 02:14 PM
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Were you not giving off the "i wanna jump your bones" vibe Scav? Why would she ask you this question? OF COURSE YOU WERE TAKING HER OUT TO LUNCH FOR A REASON. Is the girl an airhead?
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10-11-2006, 02:17 PM
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10-11-2006, 02:17 PM
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10-11-2006, 02:19 PM
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10-11-2006, 02:19 PM
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Happens to the best of us man...we all cant be me
 ... you get 'em next time champ!
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10-11-2006, 02:23 PM
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scav you need to talk to Bellamy Road about being smooth with the ladies, he can tell you all about that and share some of his smoothness
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10-11-2006, 02:24 PM
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10-11-2006, 02:29 PM
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10-11-2006, 02:36 PM
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10-11-2006, 02:43 PM
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Put a napkin over your lap next time..ya know... so she can't hear the zipper coming down under the table. Muffle the sound. Those filly ears hear so much. Rattle the coffee cup, order dessert. Clear your throat of fake a sneeze. The "discreet unzip" tips 'em off everytime. Keep shooting! Just find the moving target before you pull the trigger. And don't forget to swing threw. BANG!
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10-11-2006, 02:47 PM
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10-11-2006, 02:51 PM
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You are tooo funny DTS!
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10-11-2006, 03:11 PM
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I was just trying to be helpful. Heck, I could show him some "tricks to do with water glasses" and sundry "salt shaker amazements". When the "tongue is tied"...it's not much good for much else...doncha know.
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10-11-2006, 03:21 PM
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10-11-2006, 03:30 PM
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Now there ya go!!! Cajun told ya! And if she's not interested... Well, just blame it on the "weiner dog" that's sitting on your lap. Ask the waiter for a milk-bone and a "doggy bag" and ya got it covered.
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