OMG Talk about a bad groom

[dellinger63]

A former groom who fondled a female racehorse at Arlington Park Racetrack avoided a prison term Wednesday when a Cook County judge instead placed him on probation and ordered him to undergo counseling.

Esbin Cal-Orozco, 29, had faced up to three years in prison after being convicted last month of having sexual contact with an animal.

“I believe this defendant is in dire need of counseling,” Judge Thomas Fecarotta said as he sentenced Cal-Orozco to two years of probation and ordered him into sex offender counseling.

Cal-Orzoco also received credit for the nearly five months he has been jailed since his arrest last September after he fondled the filly in her stall at the suburban racetrack.

He was arrested after another track worker noticed the horse tied oddly in her stall, with several hay bales and buckets lined up behind her, authorities said. Cal-Orzoco admitted to police that he had improperly touched the horse.

The horse wasn’t injured and has continued to race, authorities said.


http://www.suntimes.com/3741748-417/...led-horse.html

[VOL JACK]

The old milk crate trick.

Everyday ritual in the state of Alabama.

[cakes44]

So where the heck did Esbin Cal-Orozco get the screenname Sumitas from?

[The Indomitable DrugS]

I always assumed Sumitas (the poster) was the guy with the cayenne pepper for Frank Passero.

[HaloWishingwell]

he pleaded it was consensual

[Sightseek]

I think I'm going to throw up.

[AeWingnut]

[trackrat59]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

I think I'm going to throw up.

Ditto

[my miss storm cat]

I think they should throw his ass in prison, tie him up oddly, put several hay bales behind him and form a line.

Honestly, where do these sick fucl<s come from?

[AeWingnut]

never trust anyone with a hyphenated name

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by A-e-Wing-nut

never trust anyone with a hyphenated name

Why's that?

[dalakhani]

I am not trying to be funny and I don't think that this is a laughing matter but does he have to register as a sex offender?

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by dalakhani

I am not trying to be funny and I don't think that this is a laughing matter but does he have to register as a sex offender?

Yeah at the zoo

[Indian Charlie]

I bet he's a Muslim.

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

Yeah at the zoo

Fine work sir.

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

Yeah at the zoo

LOL

[dalakhani]

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

Yeah at the zoo

Can you imagine what the person that caught him was thinking? What do you say there? "stop that" or "what are you doing?" just don't seem appropriate for some reason.

[dellinger63]

Originally Posted by dalakhani

Can you imagine what the person that caught him was thinking? What do you say there? "stop that" or "what are you doing?" just don't seem appropriate for some reason.

Maybe gelding him? But then who's willing to do that?

I guess there simply are no appropriate words or actions.

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by dalakhani

Can you imagine what the person that caught him was thinking? What do you say there? "stop that" or "what are you doing?" just don't seem appropriate for some reason.

I probably would have just blasted him in the head with a shovel

[Cannon Shell]

Supposedly in arguing his case he said he and the filly got an A+++ rating on enicks.