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[ArlJim78]

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!

Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever.

[Seattleallstar]

its dangerous to be an honest man

[pmayjr]

Bellamy,
YOU STEREOTYPICAL BASTARD (JK)! Just because I'm from MN doesn't mean I know the most about hockey. Actually what's strange is- I'm pretty much lived in MN all my life. But I don't know how to ice skate or ski (downhill, C.C. I can do).

It's partly that eventhough I've lived in this cold ass'd state my whole life- That 1) I never have gotten used to the cold and don't like to be in it much (I.E. outdoor winter activities)
2) I love bball on the college and pro level
3) If someone invites me to do said activities- I'll prolly be answering from Canterbury... because I'll be simulcasting lol

I watch hockey on a casual level. The Gophers (unlike in football and basketball) are always a priennial powerhouse. And The Wild look really good so far, because ownership actually signed some guys for once to go along with the young prospects. I will say this- watching hockey on TV sucks. Watching TV live- the best ever! If any of you have never been to a hockey game, but get a chance to go. DEFINATELY GO! The biggests difference between watching a sport on TV and watching it in person is definately hockey. It's like night and day.

[Downthestretch55]

Gophers!!!
I like 'em!
Kinda like woodchucks but ya need not parboil 'em as long as squirrels.
Definitely second on my list...right behind muskrats.
Just as long as the bumper doesn't hit 'em too hard.
Recipes to follow...courtesy of Granny on the Beverly Hillbillies.
Anybody want to invest in a Minn Bar-b-que stand? Might be space next to Carolina.
Not just "finger lickin"...go all the way to the elbow!
Tastes great on cornbread smothered in the special sauce.
Yum!

[timmgirvan]

Originally Posted by SentToStud

the 5 year old reference got me to thinking about a friend's 5 year old I watched for a morning.

I taught the kid to respond to being asked, "What do you have for Mommy?" by standing on his chair, grabbing his crotch and screaming, "THE BIG BANANA!!!"

Well, I took the kid to IHOP for breakfast and and I asked the waitress to ask the kid the question. Worked like a charm.

A few hours later, after suffering through a couple hours of unscripted kid screaming of THE BIG BANANA (you reap what you sow), the parents finally came to pick him up.

Of course, I asked the kid what if he had something for Mommy. The kid went into his full routine, cracking up my buddy and absolutely horrifying the kid's mother,

Funny, they never asked me to watch the kid again.

S2S: you have latent funny talent that is genius! Now I hafta clean off the keyboard wet with my morning coffee!