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[clyde]

And just to make sure they stay buried:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U9Q3...eature=related

[horseofcourse]

Dead Injuns all over the place

[clyde]

They must be punished.



We'll make them listen to Arletta sing...I Munch Myself.

[horseofcourse]

That was the Rangers bad starting pitcher they were able to score zero against. A horse named Caleb's Posse won the Ohio Derby I read on the internets. He was the favorite so I guess he was supposed to win it.

[clyde]

Please...the Derby was canceled due to foul weather.



As far as the Wig-Wamers go..I hate to pun-ish....but in a bad twist,the wheels are falling off.

[horseofcourse]

The lead drops to 3.5 games. I wonder if we'll still be in first on Belmont Stakes day?

[clyde]

That's too much time---not a chance.

[horseofcourse]

We'll always have April. It was a very fun month with this group of Injuns.

[horseofcourse]

I'm pretty certain the INjuns will get no hit today. It's only the 3rd inning, but I can feel the groove they're in.

[clyde]

April was fun.



But now, they play a game which I do not even remotely recognize.

[horseofcourse]

They actually did get more than zero hits today, but they have zero chance of getting more than zero runs. In essence they are becoming a zero team very quickly.

[horseofcourse]

and the lead down to 2.5 games.

[clyde]

[horseofcourse]

I'm gonna have to now look up the most consecutive games shut out by the team. They are still on track for that record!

[clyde]

Thanks for the boost.

[horseofcourse]

Texas played a lot of their B team today. They knew 1 run would be enough.

[clyde]

Plus Dahla now hates me.



How can I go on?

What the fucl< shall I do?

[horseofcourse]

OH good lord, even the Twinkies are spanking us. We timed the June swoon perfectly. could be down to 1.5.

[clyde]

I no longer pay any attention to them....they are nothing more than a group of ner'er-do-wells to me now.

[horseofcourse]

hey clyde, the Tribe won 1-0 against the Twins minor leaguers. I'm told it still counts....Yea!!!! Team had never lost more than 7 in a row at Jacobs Field and that streak remains intact. Nice game by Carrasco despite it being against a minor league team.