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[clyde]

!!!!


Send Carrasco back down for more seasoning...ridiculous.

AMERICAS' dh is magical.

And stop saying Urns!!




spit!

[clyde]

..Tribe win 'um again.....squaw Dahlanatah very quiet....me know she no like Tribe.....that's why she is washy clothesy in river squaw.....

[horseofcourse]

How about that Bob Phelps? I can't call a grown man Cord yet. He has to do a lot more than that but that was nice! (sort of like urns has to do a lot more to earn his K back) What pleased me is Chew and Santana went 5 for 8, are they finally going to hit inspired by America's DH?

(before we get too excited, exhausto and Talbots next)

[GBBob]

Originally Posted by clyde

..Tribe win 'um again.....squaw Dahlanatah very quiet....me know she no like Tribe.....that's why she is washy clothesy in river squaw.....

RACIST!

[horseofcourse]

the Indians fired their hitting coach evidently for spending too much time with Cabrera and Hafner and excluding Sizemore, Choo, Santana and the rest from his wisdom. Maybe dahler is the new coach, she has long been concerned about Tribe offense. (choo did get 3 hits after the firing took place)

[clyde]

Originally Posted by GBBob

RACIST!

NavaHO

[clyde]

Originally Posted by horseofcourse

How about that Bob Phelps? I can't call a grown man Cord yet. He has to do a lot more than that but that was nice! (sort of like urns has to do a lot more to earn his K back) What pleased me is Chew and Santana went 5 for 8, are they finally going to hit inspired by America's DH?

(before we get too excited, exhausto and Talbots next)

Thank you...I was getting excited.


Say,wasn't Dopey Phelps one of the original Browns?

Anyhoo...the Tribe should fire the hitting coach.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by horseofcourse

the Indians fired their hitting coach evidently for spending too much time with Cabrera and Hafner and excluding Sizemore, Choo, Santana and the rest from his wisdom. Maybe dahler is the new coach, she has long been concerned about Tribe offense. (choo did get 3 hits after the firing took place)

thud

















But the Dahler idea is a good one.

She could help my stroke anytime.

[clyde]

Seriously..she could.




whoa!!




I mean..seriously,hitting coach is the worst job.

Who are they going to hire now?

Ben Broussard?

[clyde]

Exhausto must go.



But certainly not to long relief.

[horseofcourse]

Originally Posted by clyde

Exhausto must go.



But certainly not to long relief.

He's weird. completely cruising then 2 outs no one on he falls apart in the 5th. It was a fluke. Tulowitzskis hit was a complete fluke. Should have been out of the inning 4-2 but oh well. High chopper hit the back of 3rd base and shot straight left instead of an easy out.

[horseofcourse]

Bob Phelps and Santana starting to hit. Choo got rbi's too, so all is not lost. New hitting coach is a genius...7 runs and 12 hits.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by horseofcourse

He's weird. completely cruising then 2 outs no one on he falls apart in the 5th. It was a fluke. Tulowitzskis hit was a complete fluke. Should have been out of the inning 4-2 but oh well. High chopper hit the back of 3rd base and shot straight left instead of an easy out.

I hate basebally.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by horseofcourse

Bob Phelps and Santana starting to hit. Choo got rbi's too, so all is not lost. New hitting coach is a genius...7 runs and 12 hits.

We need a new pitching coach for Exhausto.



He should have a degree in optometry.

[clyde]

http://www.cleveland.com/brownshisto...029BROWNS.html

[horseofcourse]

Originally Posted by clyde

http://www.cleveland.com/brownshisto...029BROWNS.html

Outstanding job!! Dopey is much more preferable than Bob or cord.

[clyde]

Thanks so much..I am behooved.









And stop saying Urns!...and Talbots!


spit!!

[clyde]

Oh...so Dopey Phelps it is then.

[horseofcourse]

How about Midge Talbots? He's been worse than exhausto this year. Midge is going against the Rockies best starter this year tonight (dahla's first real test as a hitting coach). He may need a Dopey explosion to win it.

[horseofcourse]

Midge got hate mail from a "die hard" spankee fan for hitting A-Rod...Joe Smith posted it on his site...classic stuff! she actually put a stamp on it and mailed it to the Indians.

Hey Talbot,

Any idiot can win a ball game, by hurting the player on a team he's pitching against. To bad that the American League has the D.H. rule, cause I'd love to see you and that spic who hit Mark Teixeira in the back come to the plate to hit.

I know that the balls thrown at the Yankees ? ? is done to put them out of action. However, it didn't work. The Yankees still kicked ass.

Also, tell the interpreter of that Fausto Carmon to tell Carmona, to learn English.

A die hard Yankee fan!

Dorris Festante