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  #101  
Old 06-12-2006, 10:53 PM
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Yours...and.....hmmm..

I'll have to get back to you.
Ha ha wow you are really learning kid.



I think you should pay me for the lessons in making you so smooth with the ladies. I told you everything you know.
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Old 06-12-2006, 10:54 PM
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Ha ha wow you are really learning kid.



I think you should pay me for the lessons in making you so smooth with the ladies. I told you everything you know.
You give lessons? How much?
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Old 06-12-2006, 10:55 PM
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Ha ha wow you are really learning kid.



I think you should pay me for the lessons in making you so smooth with the ladies. I told you everything you know.

Hey kid. Don't waste YOUR time with this degenerate BUM.

You can't sav'em all.
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Old 06-12-2006, 10:58 PM
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Please...if you DO show up, kindly leave your kids in the MINIVAN. I'll be concentrating on MY handicapping.

The racetrack is NO PLACE for kids and MOST broads.
Sir, I do NOT appreciate being called a broad. However, I understand your concerns and I promise I won't let them get in the way- they're very behaved (unless they have too much Hawaiian Punch! ) Can't we just get along?
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Old 06-12-2006, 10:58 PM
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Hey broad-

Boss says that both of those "horses" should be dragging a plow. Wouldnt bet your money on them. If you keep betting on those nags youll be wearing boxes for shoes.

Now, if you would ever like some handicapping lessons from the GREATEST gambler ever, send boss an email. He loves helping out the ladies...with more than just horses. know what i mean????
LOL boxes for shoes, that is a good one. Where did you hear that. I never heard an expression that funny in my whole entire life lol.
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Old 06-12-2006, 10:59 PM
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You give lessons? How much?
That depends whether you are a hot chick lol




A/S/L?
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Old 06-12-2006, 11:00 PM
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LOL well considering I go to U. of Lou-ville then yeah I go there pretty much all the time it is my "home track."

Too bad but there is no "night" racing there. For that you have to watch the cart ponies down at Red Mile in Lexington. That place is good if you like to see mullets.


Anyway I am rambling. Get the kids packed up and I will meet you, you should come on Stephen Foster day Perfect Drift is running and I have to take pics of him.
Wow, that's amazing! MY HUSBAND WENT TO UofL!!!! GOOOOO CARDINALS!!!

What's Stephen Foster Day? Are they honoring the great man who wrote My Old Kentucky Home? I thought he was dead?

Mullets? I'm a HUGE fan of them! How did you know I like the cart racing, although I don't understand it. They're pretty horses too!
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Old 06-12-2006, 11:01 PM
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Hey kid. Don't waste YOUR time with this degenerate BUM.

You can't sav'em all.
But sometimes i feel bad for lame dudes b/c well this is sort of a secret but I used to be one. That is until I figured out the secret to raking in so much tail. Mostly I learned from this RStiggy guy but that is a secret and I'm not supposed to discuss it.


Anyway I get a philanthropic bug up my azz every time to time and just need to help a poor pathetic sap get laid, do you know what I'm saying?
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Old 06-12-2006, 11:03 PM
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But sometimes i feel bad for lame dudes b/c well this is sort of a secret but I used to be one. That is until I figured out the secret to raking in so much tail. Mostly I learned from this RStiggy guy but that is a secret and I'm not supposed to discuss it.


Anyway I get a philanthropic bug up my azz every time to time and just need to help a poor pathetic sap get laid, do you know what I'm saying?

I still thank you for helping me turn my life around.

Don't worry about one anyone else thinks, Flow Jo.
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Old 06-12-2006, 11:07 PM
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Wow, that's amazing! MY HUSBAND WENT TO UofL!!!! GOOOOO CARDINALS!!!

What's Stephen Foster Day? Are they honoring the great man who wrote My Old Kentucky Home? I thought he was dead?

Mullets? I'm a HUGE fan of them! How did you know I like the cart racing, although I don't understand it. They're pretty horses too!
He did no way what year. Do you remember his major b/c I started out in engineering but it was kicking my azz pretty hard lol with all the partying and what with raking in hot ladies at my frat parties all the time that was just more important. So anyways I switched to sociology b/c that's what major I noticed the cute girls all gravitate towards.

Stephen Foster is a race named after that guy, yeah. It will be pretty good. DOn't know if you know Brass Hat but he ran real good in Dubi and will be there.

Haha if you enjoy a good mullet parade than Turfway is the place for you. If you would rather see carts then Red Mile gets going soon I think but I will check on that one. Those horses seem more calm and their heads arenet as pretty but of course that never stopped me from taking pictures.
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Old 06-12-2006, 11:08 PM
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Hey kid. Don't waste YOUR time with this degenerate BUM.

You can't sav'em all.
You can think what you want about someone who is 1/3 your age.

Hey, I think "Take your grandfather to work day" is coming up soon. Wanna come to work as my guest of honor?
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Old 06-12-2006, 11:16 PM
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He did no way what year. Do you remember his major b/c I started out in engineering but it was kicking my azz pretty hard lol with all the partying and what with raking in hot ladies at my frat parties all the time that was just more important. So anyways I switched to sociology b/c that's what major I noticed the cute girls all gravitate towards.

Stephen Foster is a race named after that guy, yeah. It will be pretty good. DOn't know if you know Brass Hat but he ran real good in Dubi and will be there.

Haha if you enjoy a good mullet parade than Turfway is the place for you. If you would rather see carts then Red Mile gets going soon I think but I will check on that one. Those horses seem more calm and their heads arenet as pretty but of course that never stopped me from taking pictures.
My hubby graduated in 1989 (I think)... I was working as a cashier in a grocery store in Erlanger, KY when we met (he was sooooooo cute! he'd come in EVERY day just to buy something from my line...) I don't know what his major was off hand, but now he's a parts manager at Autozone! I'm so proud of him. I just stay at home and take care of the kids.

Oh, it's a RACE! Do they give away money for that race?

By the way, what's a Brass Hat? That sounds kind of heavy! I don't think i'd want to wear a brass hat.

So you know what I look like, I've attached a picture of my family (the little one is mine!)
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Old 06-12-2006, 11:17 PM
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This Steven Forster is dead or what?
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Old 06-12-2006, 11:22 PM
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My hubby graduated in 1989 (I think)... I was working as a cashier in a grocery store in Erlanger, KY when we met (he was sooooooo cute! he'd come in EVERY day just to buy something from my line...) I don't know what his major was off hand, but now he's a parts manager at Autozone! I'm so proud of him. I just stay at home and take care of the kids.

Oh, it's a RACE! Do they give away money for that race?

By the way, what's a Brass Hat? That sounds kind of heavy! I don't think i'd want to wear a brass hat.

So you know what I look like, I've attached a picture of my family (the little one is mine!)
Geeze.....you're hot. Its a shame you're married. You're hubby is kinda hunky,though so i don't blame you.
Is Brass Hat a horse ? I'll bet Dickey knows or Mr lynite.
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Old 06-12-2006, 11:23 PM
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This Steven Forster is dead or what?
Ha. I used to have a kid named Steven Foster in my class back in elementary school. I remember one day he forgot his lunch at home, so I gave him half of my Fruit Roll-Up.
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Old 06-12-2006, 11:45 PM
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Ha. I used to have a kid named Steven Foster in my class back in elementary school. I remember one day he forgot his lunch at home, so I gave him half of my Fruit Roll-Up.
What flavor was it?
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Old 06-12-2006, 11:50 PM
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My hubby graduated in 1989 (I think)... I was working as a cashier in a grocery store in Erlanger, KY when we met (he was sooooooo cute! he'd come in EVERY day just to buy something from my line...) I don't know what his major was off hand, but now he's a parts manager at Autozone! I'm so proud of him. I just stay at home and take care of the kids.

Oh, it's a RACE! Do they give away money for that race?

By the way, what's a Brass Hat? That sounds kind of heavy! I don't think i'd want to wear a brass hat.

So you know what I look like, I've attached a picture of my family (the little one is mine!)
Wow does your hair really still look that way lol.


That is a great story and Autozone is cool b/c I buy all my air fresheners and washer fluid there they seem really helpful and everything if I can't remember how many inches my wipers are supposed to be.

Yes i think the purse of the race is a 1/2 or a million dollars. Brass Hat is a good horse you should look him up. He won some good races and got 2nd in Dubi but they took it away b/c he had a positive drug test very unfortunate.
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Old 06-12-2006, 11:53 PM
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What flavor was it?
What flavor? Well, the only flavor they ever used to make - "Delicious"
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Old 06-12-2006, 11:55 PM
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Wow does your hair really still look that way lol.


That is a great story and Autozone is cool b/c I buy all my air fresheners and washer fluid there they seem really helpful and everything if I can't remember how many inches my wipers are supposed to be.

Yes i think the purse of the race is a 1/2 or a million dollars. Brass Hat is a good horse you should look him up. He won some good races and got 2nd in Dubi but they took it away b/c he had a positive drug test very unfortunate.
Hmmm sort of- it's a little shorter than it once was. I think that photo was in 2003 (my daughter was 8.)

You like Autozone??? ME TOOO!!!! I LOVE their NASCAR accessories. My Caravan has #8 stickers all over it! Ask for my husband in the Erlanger store, his name is Buddy (well, that isn't REALLY his name, but that's what everyone calls him!) He'll be able to help you with your wipers. It really depends on what kind of car you have and the size of your windshield.

A positive drug test? What happened, did they give the horse marijuana? I thought that was illegal?
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Old 06-12-2006, 11:56 PM
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What flavor? Well, the only flavor they ever used to make - "Delicious"
I think you mean "red"



Remember when they had those cut out ones with the lines and you could perforate them or whatever to get the shapes and then eat them. I would always do that.

Thanks for the memories man. But I think my favorite flavor now is "green." If you get my drift.
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