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[horseofcourse]

Crossing the Rockies has been a mighty failure so far. Finally play a good team...20 point loss. Good thing they keep playing I guess. Jesus was a big football watcher on Sunday. He knew!! (we hit a century...Jesus is a fan of cleveland sporty thread too!)

[clyde]

Dough!!




Don't let Hitchens hear you say that.

He's a big fan,too....it could cause a problem.

[horseofcourse]

I heard there was a national championship game between two of God's conference titans. I am proud to say I was not even tempted to watch it. I'm gaining discipline as I age!! From what I heard there was 1 total touchdown between the two titans in their two games this year so evidently it was like watching the Browns play the Browns. That is certainly must miss TV. I bet Butt Cheeseburger and Herb Street were ecstatic.

[horseofcourse]

Calzone is becoming a bandwagon Browns fan pre-emptively. Is that legal (he's started two separate cleveland sporty threads outside of this one)?? Doesn't that make him a suspected terrorist subject to indefinite detention or murder on any president's whim or something of that sort? I'm scared for him.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by horseofcourse

I heard there was a national championship game between two of God's conference titans. I am proud to say I was not even tempted to watch it. I'm gaining discipline as I age!! From what I heard there was 1 total touchdown between the two titans in their two games this year so evidently it was like watching the Browns play the Browns. That is certainly must miss TV. I bet Butt Cheeseburger and Herb Street were ecstatic.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by horseofcourse

Calzone is becoming a bandwagon Browns fan pre-emptively. Is that legal (he's started two separate cleveland sporty threads outside of this one)?? Doesn't that make him a suspected terrorist subject to indefinite detention or murder on any president's whim or something of that sort? I'm scared for him.

It's "the fever."



Having given it all some thought....I believe something mystical is about to happen with this team.All of a sudden, each player will not only be able to identify a football among a setting of hockey pucks, but will suddenly play as though they know what to do.


Everyone is catching it.

It will be hard to isolate the real AT...the Cavaliers or the Browns.

It's the fear of Holmgrem.

[horseofcourse]

Originally Posted by clyde

It will be hard to isolate the real AT...the Cavaliers or the Browns.

I qwas under the assumption the real AT added Derek Lowe and Dave LaRoche's useless son this offseason. So it is getting very difficult to isolate.

[clyde]

Oh yes..I forgot;there is that real possibility,oh my God --getting dizzy,we may have to choose between 3 AT candidates...in the same city.



I don't know that I can take this kind of excitement.

[horseofcourse]

Well, the Buckeyes have Urban Meyer so there's that. My Nittany Lions have New Englands offensive coordinator...that worked out so well for Notre Dame a while back then the Broncos so Penn State will break the trend . But Urban will be back playing in these BCS games for the Bucks very fast.

Romeo, Romeo wherefore art though Romeo?? NFL head coach, that's what!! It's a resurgence for Belichick offspring once again.

[horseofcourse]

Wahed up Derek Lowe and a La Roche third baseman...how many wins are those moves worth?? 15 or 16. You know Obaldo's figured it out, the move of Obaldo figuring it out is worth 20 wins.

[clyde]

The hands of the clock thing.



Don't forget..I am no longer an Ohio State fan.

They belie what I thought they once again could be.

They traded some degree of what they want from their fans for gold.Frankly, they overpaid at that.



Phooey on them.

[horseofcourse]

Then of course there is Exhausto figuring it out again for the 3rd or 4th time....that's a 10 game increase right there as well.

[horseofcourse]

So by my math the combo of Obaldo and Exhausto figuring the things out takes them from an 80 win team to a 110 win team.

[horseofcourse]

Oh yeah, that Brantley at first base thing, hard to calculate the math on that one too.

[clyde]

Not to worry, our newest prize schizo will counter any Exhausto positive findings...or vise versa.


They were made to marry, like magnets.

[horseofcourse]

I love me some Americas Team math.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by horseofcourse

Oh yeah, that Brantley at first base thing, hard to calculate the math on that one too.

They want Lou Gehrig.


Worth a try...not much they haven't tried.

[horseofcourse]

Kipnis...we got Kipnis. He won't get hurt this year. Sizeless, well, he'll get hurt!!

[horseofcourse]

But every time I think of Kipnis that brings up Dopey Phelps...

[horseofcourse]

I'm getting a headache.