Mentally Handicapped Photos

[Calzone Lord]

My youngest brother Pat (The Indomitable Chenz) has finally been re-released from prison...and despite a 9PM curfew, he has discovered Facebook and thrown caution into the wind.

I wonder if parole officers troll on Facebook? If so, he's 1-to-5 to return to his previous status as a Sandusky style treat for some dark prison meat.

[Calzone Lord]

He's proudly got his arm around a dirty Mud-shark after pissing his pants.








In his finest lifetime moment -- and something he never got in any trouble for -- he robbed the safe in his own parents house by smashing open the basement wall with a sledge-hammer. However, he failed to notice a shoe-box that contained over $10,000 cash in it.

Can't wait for the holiday season so I can make jokes about his inability to get the money.

Luckily, I'm only a half brother.