The ClydeVivor Oaks/Derby SightyPooKins Benefit Contest

[Arletta]

That is the most beautiful song I think I have ever heard.

[Sightseek]

Someone better let him know that the dances are on Saturday.

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Someone better let him know that the dances are on Saturday.

Shhhh.. Let's keep that our little secret

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by bigrunpostingforMorty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfRnlvtdHjE#t=103

It's lovely. I have to go cut myself now though.


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Dear honorary Canadian and most banned person evah,



Whilst there are two people here I refuse to read cause of my VERY strong feelings for them (we are not exactly talking popsicle thread thoughts here) ... ooops I mean whilst I cannot comment on everything as I have not read everything you have read and commented on (think that three times fast. Go on, I dare you) I would like to address this:

Originally Posted by bigrunpostingforMorty

Here it is: Why do people feel the need to do a "play around", as they're called,and announce each bet in a public manner?And then, if they win.....they copy their winning post as if to display this miracle.I would like tosee, just once,someone copy their losing bets and display that noise.You know what I mean?No one even knows if realMonopoly money is being bet.Somehow they think if theypost the bet from their I-net betting service;this means it's true and they have proof of brilliance.!

Dear Doo Dah (oh wait is that Old Dog cause I actually need to talk to him about his balls so I should start over).


I once told Pointie (I can call him that. He will never see this and, therefore, never know my deep and dark secret) I was intimidated to post on those. He was so nice about it! Totally encouraged me to. Alas though I really only post my picks on occasion (I do post Aus on Friday nights a lot) and usually not how much, etc.


NIcky (I can call him that too. He won't come slumming down here) posts official picks (hey I can call him oh Nicky you're so fine here!) , some people tweet them, some prefer to post here.


I think, for the most part, people that do do it for the same reason I used to look at the swimmers in HK or whatever. It is just what they enjoy.


Doesn't seem to me like they are looking for applause and hey they are talking about racing so why the problem?


That said I do not and will never understand why people play other peoples picks. I mean I like checking mine on occasion with someone who I think is a good capper but they don't change my mind or anything... just makes me feel a bit confident.


Some might feel inclined to post the account info to back it up and most do not.


I think,instead of the daily birthday and insulting some fine handicappers (and a few who totally suck ass) someone needs a hug and some chocolate and to let this go.


Gooooo, be freeeee, fly awaayyyyyyyyyyyy!


There!


All bettah now?

Originally Posted by bigrunpostingforMorty

A
Godzirra own Sherr Oir Company.

Outstanding work.

... and that is not racist.

[my miss storm cat]

Oh! Lest I forget, Clydiepoo, I am just reminding you there are three tosses in the Queen's Plate this year. Hooray!

[Sightseek]

My plays for The Ned and Hydra Winner Gets Ice Cream Contest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9NIZOvfKpc


1. Dwyer - Win #4 Tiz Dark
2. WPS #4 Adelaide
3. exacta box: #4 Adelaide, #8 Pornichet, #11 Gala Award

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

While not an official race of the ClydeVivor Summer Sizzler Contest, Ned and Hydra do hope you will participate in their lovely festivities for the weekend.

The Ned and Hydra Winner Gets Ice Cream Contest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9NIZOvfKpc

Rules:

1. Pick one horsey to win in the Dwyer;
2. Pick one horsey to WPS in the Ned and Hydra Invitational;
3. Pick any three horses for the exacta box in the Ned and Hydra Invitational

The cards....

4th (2:56) Dwyer S. (G3)

1 1/16 Miles | Open | 3 Year Olds Stakes | Purse: $200,000

1 Kid Cruz Ortiz I Jr 121 L
2 Spot Lezcano J 115 L
3 Ulanbator Leparoux J R 115 L
4 Captain Serious Ortiz J L 115 L
5 Tiz Dark Velazquez J R 115 L
6 Gaining Ground Lanerie C J 115 L

7th (4:34) The Ned and Hydra Invitational S. (G1)

1 1/4 Miles (Inner turf) | Open | 3 Year Olds Stakes | Purse: $1,250,000

1 Toast of New York Spencer J P 122 FTL
2 Sheldon Alvarado J 122 L
3 Bobby's Kitten Castellano J J 122 L
4 Adelaide (IRE) O'Donoghue C 122 FTL
5 Flamboyant (FR) Rosario J 122 L
6 Dance With Fate Nakatani C S 122 L
7 Gailo Chop (FR) Auge J 122
8 Pornichet (FR) Ortiz J L 122 Blk-On FTL
9 Mr Speaker Lezcano J 122 L
10 Global View Stevens G L 122 L
11 Gala Award Velazquez J R 122 L

Prizes????? Recycled brownies perhaps?

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Prizes????? Recycled brownies perhaps?

Ah hem. You did read the name of the contest, right???

[my miss storm cat]

My terrible but terribly pretty pick for the Dwyer...

Spot

... and for the Ned and Hydra...

Gailo Chop
Gailo Chop, Pornichet, Flamboyant

Happy 4th, Luvs.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Ah hem. You did read the name of the contest, right???

Not really but can the ice cream be served on medicinal brownies????

[Rileyoriley]

Dwyer: Captain Serious-seriously

Ned and Hydra:

Gailo Chop

Gailo Chop, Global View, Adelaide

[casp0555]

Dwyer

Kid Snuz

Ned & Hyda WPS

Flamboycant

Robert's Kitten, Flamboycant, Pornochet

good ruck!

[Rileyoriley]

Clydeform's Picks:

Ned&Hydra have decided to split Sunday's card and fill in Saturday's,which was a
little light.

(Don't anyone tell SightyPoo and Arlettuce about these changes.)



MY EXTRAORDINARY WORK:















The DRYER:




1....KID FIZZLE


If he were a mixed drink aid;he'd be a FizzleStick.

HA!

Enough nincompoopence.



....uh,no....




crinkle....


trash can






1A....CAPTAIN SERIOUS



I was going to say.....you can't be serious.

But he is.

Pity.




nnnnnyyyyyooooooooooooooooooooow!!


thud






2....SNOT




blech!!!!



crinkle....


trash can






3....INK-YA-BATAH



AWFUL!!


NO!



crinkle....


trash can






4....TIZ DARK/WHEN IT'S NIGHT



=:>



KEEPAHKEEPAH!!






5....GAINING GROUND



On who?

RideOnCurlin'Only5Cents,still running in the Belmont????

OUTRAGEOUS!



crinkle....


trash can






Select TIZ DARK/WHEN IT'S NIGHT to win.











The NED&HYDRA CONFRONTATIONAL






1....A TOASTIE



EAUXH!!



crinkle....


trash can






2....SHETLON



Only a small chance....but no.



crinkle....


trash can






3....BOBBY'S KITTEN



Bobby;give it up already.



crinkle....


trash can






4....ADELAIDE



Why must they enter sheep?

Yes, I mean ewe.



crinkle....


trash can






6....FLAMBOYANT



Flams float.

So?



crinkle....


trash can






6....DANCE WITH FATE



!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!






KEEPAHKEEPAH!!!!






7....GAILO CHOP



Oh my God.

These names are so bad.



crinkle....


trash can






8....PICK ME



You know, you really have no pride-----none

But oh all right.



keepah






9....MR. SPEAKER



What,was Mr. Dumb Ass unavailable?



crinkle....


trash can






10....GLOBAL VIEW



What,was Mr. Speaker unavailable?



crinkle...


trash can






11....GALA AWARD



Oh my God.

They keep getting worse.....no!



crinkle....


trash can













DANCE WITH FATE to win

PICK ME for place

[Arletta]

Dwyer

Tiz Dark

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Ned & Hydra

Adelaide~ w/p/s

Adelaide, Flamboyant, Gailo Chop

[Rileyoriley]

Clyde Hisself Picks:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRaO9112mco


My to die for selections:


TIZ DARK/WHEN IT'S NIGHT

DANCE WITH FATE....WPS

DANCE WITH FATE/PICK ME/ADELAID....3 horsey e-box



From a place where dreams are dismantled ,reconstructed and .....and waiting begins.

[geeker2]

I had a tough time with Sightypoo rules - but I think I have it..

I like the 2-2 exacta box.


btw Sighty are you safe from the Hurrycane?

[herkhorse]

Advanced Herkulator picks

Dryer: Tizz Dark ( now I have too Wizz again )

Ned and Hydra(still mad at them by the way)

Dance w/ Fate (Don't Tempt Me ) also Pornusay and that Irish horse

as for my ice cream: Dastardly Mash

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by geeker2

I had a tough time with Sightypoo rules - but I think I have it..

I like the 2-2 exacta box.


btw Sighty are you safe from the Hurrycane?

What are your selections?

Arthur is my friend. He dropped the temperature in this hellacious place that I live from a "feels like" 105 sticky degrees to a humidity free and breezy, close your eyes and pretend you're in California sort of 3 days.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Not really but can the ice cream be served on medicinal brownies????

Of course, I'm all about creating world peace.

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

What are your selections?

Arthur is my friend. He dropped the temperature in this hellacious place that I live from a "feels like" 105 sticky degrees to a humidity free and breezy, close your eyes and pretend you're in California sort of 3 days.

Glad to hear you are OK


1. Dwyer - Win #1 Kid Cruz
2. WPS #7 Gailo Chop
3. exacta box: #7 Gailo Chop, #6 Dance with Fate, #3 Bobby's Kitten

I can't wait to collect my prize !