The ClydeVivor Oaks/Derby SightyPooKins Benefit Contest

[OldDog]

Huh. Shouldn't I be under MMSC?

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by OldDog

Huh. Shouldn't I be under MMSC?

You mean like last night?

[OldDog]

Oh! I




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oh my

[Rileyoriley]

Clyde-$46,641.20
Sighty-$44,846.10
Arletta-$41,520.70
Me-$41,558.90
MMSC-$27,313.90
OD-$16,912.90
Herky-$14,602
Geekie-$9889.90


FINAL SCORES!!!
ONCE AGAIN OUR GREAT AND POWERFUL LEADER HAS WON THE CONTEST!!
CONGRATULATIONS CLYDEMASTER!!!![/quote]


Happy now OD????

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by OldDog

Huh. Shouldn't I be under MMSC?

Sometimes it's better to be under, sometimes better on top.

[OldDog]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Happy now OD????

Si, amica mia!

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Sometimes it's better to be under, sometimes better on top.

Yes, it's true.

[Rileyoriley]

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MY BRIEF ACCEPTANCE SPEECH

by Clyde Collinwood,creator of CLYDEFROM!!

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Thank you so much for all your energy in this wonderful contest,2 Most Likely.I enjoy winning and winning this contest is most enjoyable.Which reminds me.I have written a book called THE JOY OF WINNING.

Anyhoo....not being one to gloat and being very modest,I think the acceptance speech should now end.

After all;I should be modest since I was born in Macon,GA and abandon at 6 months to a small wooden shack in the forest where a pack of wolves found and raised me.At the age of 6 or so, I decided to leave the pack and set foot on my own.To say I am a self made icon is to say S5P has more picks than a coal miner's museum.Some things are a given.

Stumbling upon the ZC's while going through my very good friend's (Mrs. Ed)book collection....that is when my mercurial rise in professional handicapping began,I believe I have now won more than 7 million contests.It has become quite boring; lacking challenge.

Oh, I should fess up here.On that FeldSpar contest.I lied.Really entered that one as Scott'sDad.Not wanting to be honest as I knew I would win and therefor sound aloof....I pretended I was CK.


You will get no complaint from me as to my not receiving any prizes nor awards to date for winning,again, the most prestigious horsey contest on the i-net:The Clydevivor Series.Named in my honor, of course.

Could anyone even fathom The Cardvarkivor Series?

BLECH!!

What a mess.


In keeping with my humble spirit,thank you Deborah.I appreciate this most recent triumph of mine.I would also like to thank each and every loser who played.Without you;there could be no me.You all may display pathetic skills....but just know that I know that,too.


It's like that old ,great song----You Do Nothing To Me.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

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MY BRIEF ACCEPTANCE SPEECH

by Clyde Collinwood,creator of CLYDEFROM!!


Could anyone even fathom The Cardvarkivor Series?

OH!!! OH!!! I WANT TO PLAY THAT!

[Arletta]

From the one with too much time on his hands ~ Clyde




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Oh my.To think there is someone who believes Cardvark works,There is a thread which would give you freedom from your dark world;all you have to do is ask.


Anyhoo....boy is there going to be one big ol' dead spot until the B.C.

Not if Clyde Z. Collinwood has anything to say about it.

=:>



Another big hit by Oscar Notorious: She Came in Through the Bathroom Window-----So I Shot Her.

Well....ya know----if you want adulation from the masses and they oblige with shameless adulation,and then in an adulatory thread someone has the historic NERVE to suggest only that the adulation is a little over the top;you really shouldn't join in with ( meaning the adulatee) a response saying something like,"How dare you! Every time a thread is opened up congratulating me on something----there you are trying to knock me down."

If I have to explain the above,you should go back and read post# 465.

On to the more important.

ME!


This one's about the Starship and my Hottie....and ME!:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WFLUhSym80


If you chair danced to that one-----your chair is ruined.AND....you looked stupid.



This year's horsey of the year, if not Salient Dan....is going to be It'sMyLuckyDay.You just watch SportyFans.Oh look! DaffyDanny just posted her opinion about something!!!! And it WASN'T, "I agree with everything you said."

THUD!!



Jeannie warned me about touching her dupa, Boo bee's are OK, but apparently the dupa is not.Now, she is an itty bitty disturbed....but would not most girls be of the reverse mind?Or more likely would place both on or off limits? Selective seduction I guess.She's trying to build in suspense.

I don't listen to her anyway.

I take what I want.

Whenever I want it.


This , if not the other, will get me gelded.....but: Oscar has remade the great bluegrass hit----Ah Did Not Know The Gun Was Low-did,So Sorry Mah Dear.By the way,SportyFans....I am going through Stressful Life Tests.Did no studying for them;unprepared.So please....no starting self pity threads....OK?

"Hey ....God. I know we have been at odds with each other,but what if I said that maybe I am trying to believe in you again? Wouldn't that be like accepting you and according to your words;would you not forgive me for all my blasphemies and allow me through Heaven's doors when that time comes?"




"....uh,no...."







My imitation of the Elvis Presley


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb0Jmy-JYbA

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Arletta

From the one with too much time on his hands ~ Clyde




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Oh my.To think there is someone who believes Cardvark works,There is a thread which would give you freedom from your dark world;all you have to do is ask.


Anyhoo....boy is there going to be one big ol' dead spot until the B.C.

Not if Clyde Z. Collinwood has anything to say about it.

=:>



Another big hit by Oscar Notorious: She Came in Through the Bathroom Window-----So I Shot Her.

Well....ya know----if you want adulation from the masses and they oblige with shameless adulation,and then in an adulatory thread someone has the historic NERVE to suggest only that the adulation is a little over the top;you really shouldn't join in with ( meaning the adulatee) a response saying something like,"How dare you! Every time a thread is opened up congratulating me on something----there you are trying to knock me down."

If I have to explain the above,you should go back and read post# 465.

On to the more important.

ME!


This one's about the Starship and my Hottie....and ME!:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WFLUhSym80


If you chair danced to that one-----your chair is ruined.AND....you looked stupid.



This year's horsey of the year, if not Salient Dan....is going to be It'sMyLuckyDay.You just watch SportyFans.Oh look! DaffyDanny just posted her opinion about something!!!! And it WASN'T, "I agree with everything you said."

THUD!!



Jeannie warned me about touching her dupa, Boo bee's are OK, but apparently the dupa is not.Now, she is an itty bitty disturbed....but would not most girls be of the reverse mind?Or more likely would place both on or off limits? Selective seduction I guess.She's trying to build in suspense.

I don't listen to her anyway.

I take what I want.

Whenever I want it.


This , if not the other, will get me gelded.....but: Oscar has remade the great bluegrass hit----Ah Did Not Know The Gun Was Low-did,So Sorry Mah Dear.By the way,SportyFans....I am going through Stressful Life Tests.Did no studying for them;unprepared.So please....no starting self pity threads....OK?

"Hey ....God. I know we have been at odds with each other,but what if I said that maybe I am trying to believe in you again? Wouldn't that be like accepting you and according to your words;would you not forgive me for all my blasphemies and allow me through Heaven's doors when that time comes?"




"....uh,no...."







My imitation of the Elvis Presley


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb0Jmy-JYbA

To the one who has too much time on his hands and his hands on too many dupas,

There may be a Belmont weekend (JCGC, etc.) that could fill a dead spot.


And you are forgiven my son.

Love,
Mother alias God

[Sightseek]

Looks like Geeker is already planning his 2015 Sara's Toga weekend with Clyde.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

There may be a Belmont weekend (JCGC, etc.) that could fill a dead spot.

Yay!

... and to celebrate, here's a song for Cardus-ie!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMtvFnvHf30

(Will pay my respects to and find a nice donkey picture for Clyde next time).

[Arletta]

We interrupt this program with a message from ~ Clyde


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Thanks to Farletta for your proficient (f not prodigious),perilous, prompt pasteying.

Mom.....That hand jive stuff was highly amusing!

Mom is God.

SightyPoo----I have every reason not to ever set foot at Sara's.

MyMess...whoa!....I kean MyMiss.....Sporty Room,page 23,little more than half way down to the Penn State thread....pages 11 and 12.

Since you asked.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A2eet1bttY

[my miss storm cat]

Thank you for the message.

I have been informed that someone is a teensy bit upset with me for deleting my very nice post last night so fuci< it I will repeat part of it but that's it.

For Cardus-ie...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGb5IweiYG8

... and for Golfer-ie, who deserves a song big time (and no, it is not La Marseillaise )...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSPbwXUq9vM

If I could find a nice coloring book with donkeys for Clyde I would post it.

Therew. Is baby aww bettew now?

[Arletta]

From Clyde



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Well ya know....sometimes one must let fan clubs whose membership is stuck at 1----alone.

So I shall.

It is recognized by me that millions of fans need my fine opinion about the latest barrage of message board hot topics.



Not to worry.Many of you are in flux about posters opinions.Really;I'm floored.No one should expect anything than more of the same by the very unusual usual suspects.It don't matter if the topic regards PISIS or State Penn or a St.Louis suburb or Rice and the NFL or the whatnot.

It's always the same.


"Hermetically seal that piece of ca-ca!"...."Kill him!"...."Throw them all in jail for life with no Preparation H privileges!" 'Kill everyone in Happy Valley!!"

I could go on,but it gets kind of more of the same.

But.....that's what you see.


Indignation.Outrage.Bravado.

It's sorta/kinda like a Bad Day at the Play-Around.

And completely predictable.



Bah! Enough.I have more important stuff to print.....such as:

(I twist this Orwellian quote just a bit .)

"What does the USA of 2014 have in common with the USA of 1914?But then,what have you in common with the child of 5 whose photograph your Mother keeps on the mantlepiece?Nothing,except you happen to be the same person."

( a quote by Bloom from Ulysses)

"Read your own obituary notice;they say you live longer.Gives you second wind.New lease of life."




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3jf9_rua5Q



If you do not have food for thought,your noodle begins to atrophy; and so....when you speak in opinion----the nurtured noodles will turn to Little Rascal films.Will notandyserling spawn notnotandyserling? Will Espar Igus ever return to the i-net? Will girls ever balance me out? They fear me as it is instantly pronounceable that I am from the Dark Side,yet they cannot disobey their desire to touch....and ponder----"What would it be like? Do I have the strength to resist?"

They do not.They cave and I conquer.They then ,knowing they have broken every private principle held;turn to the life of the heretic recluse.I enjoy creating carnage in the googlie mind.



Anything going on in the horsey world?




KEITH OLBERMANN----RESIGN SIR!!!!






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSLid-0cUcI

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Looks like Geeker is already planning his 2015 Sara's Toga weekend with Clyde.

Ror!!!!

Have you seen anyone famous ?

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Arletta

From Clyde

Anything going on in the horsey world?

Yes.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Ror!!!!

Have you seen anyone famous ?

I find fame tedious. Unless of course, you are The Belmonts.


Such wonderful people.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

I find fame tedious. Unless of course, you are The Belmonts.


Such wonderful people.

[Arletta]

From Clyde



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Did someone say "yes"?

Great input and I do thank that particular doorknob----VERY much.


Are you ill? Do you feel yucky? Is it cool and rainy? Outside?....and perhaps inside?Well here ya go:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg2vxuwSflE


The most common form of energy in the universe is ,I firmly believe....light. Well ya coulda fooled me.

But then it is also suspected that dark matter may matter most.Oh really? Anyone who reads about all these theories and supposed facts in physics ;are you beginning to think physics is simply magic? A group of charlatans yanking on our collective chokes?Now you see it-----and now you don't.Get them to concentrate on the Big Bang while we secretly fucl< around with the God particle.You know;like the ol' bait n' switch.Stevie Hawking could be the ghost of one very defeated and frustrated Houdini.

That poster could have at least said what's going on in horsey racing.

As a .23%er ....I get a FeldSpar navy hoody.

yay


When is the JCGC?

WHAT is the JCGC!??

Why has not Keith Oblermann resigned!!??




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge29Ae5IuSc



I think there should be more activity here at NerdyTrail.Not that it should go the way of NoAdvantage.NOTHING should go that way.Just more freedom of frivolity.The place needs spicing up.A pinch of pizazz.....and an ounce of prevention.All this would make posters stay out of detention.A Touch of Grey: Have you familiarized yourself with your neighborhood? I would hope you are past pm-ing strangers and asking where you sweaters can be found.She needs to marry TrackBrat.Anyone have the antidote for Satan'sTwin?


"There is always a moment in childhood when a door opens and lets the future in...."



Well don't look at me.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At3FH01FlWU