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Old 11-17-2014, 01:31 PM
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Happy birthday, rest in peace and fly with the angels, Clyde.
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Old 11-17-2014, 01:46 PM
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Old 11-17-2014, 02:06 PM
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Oh well Deb'o'Deb mentioned the impending demise so I thought it was appropriate but okay scratch that... just have a happy bday again, Clyde.
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Old 11-17-2014, 04:15 PM
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The funeral procession was incredibly moving...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWTVW6qoX4o
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Old 11-17-2014, 09:09 PM
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Old 11-17-2014, 09:20 PM
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There has been a request for one more contest this year. I will not be around Thanksgiving weekend so how about a What The Hell it's almost Christmas contest. A free for all-pick your own race and track to play. Pick 1 race with at least 8 entries, any track of your choosing, 1 horse for your WPS bet and of course, the ever popular, StevieAll 5 horse pick. Race must be any day between 12/1-12/24. One play per contest player.

Per Cheating Rule # 465, section 47b : If you have multiple personality disorder, all personalities may enter.
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Old 11-18-2014, 07:31 AM
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Per Cheating Rule # 465, section 47b : If you have multiple personality disorder, all personalities may enter.
I just knew that someday this would pay off for me.
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Old 11-18-2014, 12:00 PM
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There has been a request for one more contest this year. I will not be around Thanksgiving weekend so how about a What The Hell it's almost Christmas contest. A free for all-pick your own race and track to play. Pick 1 race with at least 8 entries, any track of your choosing, 1 horse for your WPS bet and of course, the ever popular, StevieAll 5 horse pick. Race must be any day between 12/1-12/24. One play per contest player.

Per Cheating Rule # 465, section 47b : If you have multiple personality disorder, all personalities may enter.
This is awesome! Ah can't wait!
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Old 11-18-2014, 03:32 PM
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From the one and ONLY Clyde

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Thank you,dear friends, for the death wishes.Old Wuffie----your clip.



AWFUL!!

Give me a stinking break already.



I think it was those cookies and the rank milk with which you made them.Nice display of your warm attitude toward me.Uhm, O-Deb-Deb....I do have a question.It's fine to allow multi's to have multi game bets.BUT....many of us here have well structured,healthy personalities.Us healthy personalities.....some of us have imaginary friends and it is my hope you would show no bias to imaginaries.I assume they may play,too?


My friends....a severe chocolate shortage is fast developing.

Just when you thought things couldn't get worse.

I'm afraid no one is going to like me all over again.


Store clerks won't wait on me.Librarians won't help me with the Phooey Decimal System.The staff at the local clinic will refuse me attendance.Doc LoriPooKins will no longer hug me.Now what the fucl< shall I do?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXaQ9pr8kls


You know what helps?

When I feel down and in despair, I start talking about me.

I love this.


But I do think when the multi's come out we will find that L'Arletta is Bluffian and that BrownSugah is CheekyBumLookah.....SightyPoo is Daffy Danny and Old Wuffie be Little Run( and yer vise verser)....I'm pretty shore we will find Ralph Geeker is SueyCide.

Would think BeefHerky is S5P.

And I KNOW Deb-Deb-O is GenuineCrazyLady.





A message from me performed by Brown Sugah.She's a little nutty,but oh well:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PAABJ0hH84



And here's a little clip showing how L'Arletta saved my life the last time I was to die:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5pECaW-VMI






There will be later more.













GODDAMMITY!!!!









Anyhoo....adios amigos!
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Old 11-18-2014, 04:27 PM
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Thank you,dear friends, for the death wishes.Old Wuffie----your clip.



AWFUL!!

Give me a stinking break already.
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Old 11-18-2014, 04:32 PM
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This one goes out to a dear friend.
When next in need,
my advice you should heed...


http://youtu.be/dfuHwPtVQOc?t=1m46s
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Old 11-18-2014, 06:43 PM
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From the one and ONLY Clyde

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Thank you,dear friends, for the death wishes.Old Wuffie----your clip.



AWFUL!!

Give me a stinking break already.



I think it was those cookies and the rank milk with which you made them.Nice display of your warm attitude toward me.Uhm, O-Deb-Deb....I do have a question.It's fine to allow multi's to have multi game bets.BUT....many of us here have well structured,healthy personalities.Us healthy personalities.....some of us have imaginary friends and it is my hope you would show no bias to imaginaries.I assume they may play,too?


My friends....a severe chocolate shortage is fast developing.

Just when you thought things couldn't get worse.

I'm afraid no one is going to like me all over again.


Store clerks won't wait on me.Librarians won't help me with the Phooey Decimal System.The staff at the local clinic will refuse me attendance.Doc LoriPooKins will no longer hug me.Now what the fucl< shall I do?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXaQ9pr8kls


You know what helps?

When I feel down and in despair, I start talking about me.

I love this.


But I do think when the multi's come out we will find that L'Arletta is Bluffian and that BrownSugah is CheekyBumLookah.....SightyPoo is Daffy Danny and Old Wuffie be Little Run( and yer vise verser)....I'm pretty shore we will find Ralph Geeker is SueyCide.

Would think BeefHerky is S5P.

And I KNOW Deb-Deb-O is GenuineCrazyLady.





A message from me performed by Brown Sugah.She's a little nutty,but oh well:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PAABJ0hH84



And here's a little clip showing how L'Arletta saved my life the last time I was to die:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5pECaW-VMI






There will be later more.













GODDAMMITY!!!!









Anyhoo....adios amigos!


Dear Clyde and his imaginary friends,

Per Cheating Rule #465 Section 377c-Imaginary friends may play. We are a friendly group after all.


Me


P.S. I told you I'm not CRAZY!!!!! Just slightly unbalanced.
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Old 11-18-2014, 06:45 PM
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I just knew that someday this would pay off for me.
We feel the same.
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Old 11-19-2014, 04:16 PM
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Hey clydienut, howz the snow and bitter cold up your way?...My isis, oops i mean my sis lives up near you and i'm worried about her...she's whacky like you too...stay safe my friend and drink a lot

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Old 11-19-2014, 04:23 PM
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Hey clydienut, howz the snow and bitter cold up your way?...My isis, oops i mean my sis lives up near you and i'm worried about her...she's whacky like you too...stay safe my friend and drink a lot

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Yacked with him earlier and boy! that word sure fit him today
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Old 11-19-2014, 04:52 PM
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Yacked with him earlier and boy! that word sure fit him today
Fits him everyday He sent me a picture of the snow on his car



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Old 11-19-2014, 07:31 PM
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A jibe from Clyde



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Well.

Lots of snot faces to answer.


First off.....Old Wuffie:I found your mad face HIGHLY AMUSING! Fine work.Your new clip;would rather replay the funeral clip.

Dob-E-Dob:Thanks so much for referring me to Section 377C of Rule 465.Slipped my mind.I know you love you,and am aware of you balancing problems.I do,however,admire your vicarious musings through my life as a male prostitute.The thing is;you never would pay for it.

BIGrun:Mighty white a ya.Not so bad here.Others have it much worse.We have mid January weather in mid November,that's all.You know, I kind of prefer the term "gifted" to "whacky".Also, I would like the phone number of your sister as long as she is under the age of 30.Otherwise, forget it.

L'Arletta: You could have said I experienced serendipity although what I found as opposed to what I was looking for wasn't exactly just as good or bettah.


But noooooOOOO.

You had to say "whacky."

But....oh never mind.


You could have said I was experiencing massive stigmata.




****age.

That doesn't work so well either.

I really hate you.





Let us close with this chordful phone:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o7BwblazjQ
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Old 11-19-2014, 07:53 PM
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For Clydiepoo...

I thought long and hard (perv) about what to post for you and, even though you called me a pretty horrible name figured ah would send you a couple of minutes of joy featuring a truly beautiful girl.

For you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_H5W7E5zag

Now don't evah call me that again!
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Old 11-19-2014, 07:59 PM
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GODDAMMITY!!!!

Someone turn on the freakin heat.









This is where Ralph Geeker gets all snot face and tells us he was at the beach today.


I'm still more tan than he is.
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For Clydiepoo...

I thought long and hard (perv) about what to post for you and, even though you called me a pretty horrible name figured ah would send you a couple of minutes of joy featuring a truly beautiful girl.

For you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_H5W7E5zag

Now don't evah call me that again!

Awwww!
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