I'm Sick Of Shaving

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by Bababooyee

Will you shave my coin purse?

Hmmm... to comment or not to comment, that is the question.

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

(Mr. Final Four stops by.)

Just relax your jaw and you can make the final four.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

Just relax your jaw and you can make the final four.

Sticks and stones may beak my bones,but words will never hurt me.







Especially when I am Thebby's primary squeeze...



....and you are Buffy's.

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Sticks and stones may beak my bones,but words will never hurt me.







Especially when I am Thebby's primary squeeze...



....and you are Buffy's.

I believe somer is Buffy's main squeeze. He's got the posters to prove it.

[ArlJim78]

Great thread on an important topic.

Manscaping is all the rage in Europe I'm told.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by Bababooyee

I just wish shaven armpits would catch on among the women of Europe. Walking around looking like you got Don King in a headlock is NOT sexy.

Agreed. It's disgusting.

[timmgirvan]

Originally Posted by Danzig

oh jesus.


note to self: swallow coffee before reading posts....

anyone have a paper towel????

Anyone know where I can get a new keyboard? Thanks for the warning

[ArlJim78]

Originally Posted by Bababooyee

I just wish shaven armpits would catch on among the women of Europe. Walking around looking like you got Don King in a headlock is NOT sexy.

Even more disgusting are some of the eastern european guys you see sometimes walking around the beachs....its like Chewbacca in a speedo, there's stuff sticking out every which way.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by Bababooyee

Will you shave my coin purse?

shame that i automatically knew that was stewie...have to thank my youngest for turning me onto family guy.


a frenchman worked with my hubby for a while--he referred to his goatee as his gasket.

c'mon, you can figure it out.....

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by ArlJim78

Even more disgusting are some of the eastern european guys you see sometimes walking around the beachs....its like Chewbacca in a speedo, there's stuff sticking out every which way.

you think that's bad. hah!

when my younger brother and i were at the beach, building a sand castle (this was a long time ago--i am scarred for life!) and a woman walked up to ask us a question. well, me being on all fours digging in the sand, you know what was at eye level when i looked up.

looked like a handlebar mustache trapped in her bottoms, with the ends crawling down the inside of her thighs.

funny how some things stick with ya, huh??? i was young enough not to realize just yet that EVERYONE got hair THERE. but i was old enough to know that THAT shouldn't look like THAT.

hey, where's the puke green vomit smiley when you need him???

[ArlJim78]

Originally Posted by Danzig

you think that's bad. hah!

when my younger brother and i were at the beach, building a sand castle (this was a long time ago--i am scarred for life!) and a woman walked up to ask us a question. well, me being on all fours digging in the sand, you know what was at eye level when i looked up.

looked like a handlebar mustache trapped in her bottoms, with the ends crawling down the inside of her thighs.

funny how some things stick with ya, huh??? i was young enough not to realize just yet that EVERYONE got hair THERE. but i was old enough to know that THAT shouldn't look like THAT.

hey, where's the puke green vomit smiley when you need him???

If it's all the same to you I'm going to pretend I never read this post, and hope I don't have nightmares.

OMG!!

The major subject of this thread is body hair. So I will try some inquiry about some thought provoking observations.

Why does the hair on the head grow very long before it sheds, yet as one goes further down the body, there seems to be a maximum length and the hair falls out. I have never seen anybody with leg hair as long as the hair on their head. I have never had to cut my leg hair. I have never seen toe hair as long as beard hair.

So whats the deal with this? Some women can grow their head hair and cut it for money, sell it. I have never heard of anybody selling extraordinarily long armpit hair. And while we are on the subject: Why does head hair seem to grow straighter and hair in other places curls more, on most ethnic groups anyway...?

These are the profound questions that need immediate attention.

[randallscott35]

Another note.

If a woman has arm hair that is quite visible it is a deal breaker. End of story. I'm not cuddling up to some man. Went out with a hot Brazilian for a bit. Winter time. When the short sleeve shirt came out, I had to end it.

[Grits]

Pgardn, I will ponder these, I assure you bud.

[GPK]

note to mods....


thread with heavy sexual overtones....and not one single comment from me.
















damn....I'm losing my touch....

[GenuineRisk]

Pgardn, here you go. Pondering over. Or eased somewhat:

http://www.teengrowth.com/index.cfm?...y&subdesc=Hair


Kev, the direction the thread turned is entirely my fault. What can I say, you taught me well. I am your Padawan.

Oh right. You have no idea what that means.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by GenuineRisk

Pgardn, here you go. Pondering over. Or eased somewhat:

http://www.teengrowth.com/index.cfm?...y&subdesc=Hair


Kev, the direction the thread turned is entirely my fault. What can I say, you taught me well. I am your Padawan.

Oh right. You have no idea what that means.

damn you....

but it sounds kinky...so good enough for me

Originally Posted by GenuineRisk

Pgardn, here you go. Pondering over. Or eased somewhat:

http://www.teengrowth.com/index.cfm?...y&subdesc=Hair

And I thank you.

But... the hair length part is unsatisfactory.

Also, you may be curious about why pubic hair and other body hairs do not grow as long as the hairs on our heads, or why eyelashes and eyebrows are so short. This is because there are many other differences in the hair follicles that determine the length and other characteristics of these hairs.

But why are the follicles on the top of the head so diff than in other places. Our closest relatives still around, the chimps, they dont grow long hair on top of their heads. Have you ever seen a chimp with long hair on the head? I have a friend that is balding, but has hair down to the middle of his back tied in a pony tail. I have not seen any other primates with this extremely long hair on the head. I know I could grow my head hair long, but not my underarm hair or my leg hair. If I wanted to go around with shaggy leg hair, even if curly, I could not. I could look like a pollen laden bumble bee if I had long leg hair, and that, in this man's estimate, would be very cool.

[GenuineRisk]

Originally Posted by pgardn

And I thank you.

But... the hair length part is unsatisfactory.

Also, you may be curious about why pubic hair and other body hairs do not grow as long as the hairs on our heads, or why eyelashes and eyebrows are so short. This is because there are many other differences in the hair follicles that determine the length and other characteristics of these hairs.

But why are the follicles on the top of the head so diff than in other places. Our closest relatives still around, the chimps, they dont grow long hair on top of their heads. Have you ever seen a chimp with long hair on the head? I have a friend that is balding, but has hair down to the middle of his back tied in a pony tail. I have not seen any other primates with this extremely long hair on the head. I know I could grow my head hair long, but not my underarm hair or my leg hair. If I wanted to go around with shaggy leg hair, even if curly, I could not. I could look like a pollen laden bumble bee if I had long leg hair, and that, in this man's estimate, would be very cool.

If I were going to wager a guess, i would say hair on the head needs to be longer and thicker in order to keep our head warm. It might also be an attracting a mate thing. Why do horse's have long tail hair and not long body hair? Colobus monkeys have long hair on their backs, but not on their bellies? Why are porcupine's bellies soft? (Quills, after all, are just stiff hair)

I think if it's not necessary, Nature will eventually not use it, since it takes resources to grow hair.

Which is why, in the future, I wonder if people will have no eyebrows.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by Danzig

ahem

let's just say tony enjoys yard work such as cutting down things he doesn't want sprouting up, keeps everything tidy....

i realized late last nite that i may have not worded this correctly--i wasn't talking about er...himself....

lol